Daily Archives: June 26, 2013

We Were Warned

We didn’t listen when Noah warned us about the coming flood, but we have a second chance now with Obama’s prophesy. Build your ark now, and start rounding up the animals.

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Twitter Is The Opening Into The Borg

The Collective is defeated by introducing disruptive thoughts. Twitter provides a conduit into the collective. At some point, individual members of the Borg may actually learn how to think for themselves.

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Obama Lays Out His Case For Climate Panic

President Obama laid out his case yesterday Last year was very warm in the US Globally, the past decade was warmer than the 1970s It is hot and muggy in DC in the summer Therefore there is a huge storm … Continue reading

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Washington Post Wants To Create A New Mason-Dixon Line

if the federal government wants to build a fence that keeps the United States safe from the dangers of lower wages and poverty and their attendant ills — and the all-round fruitcakery of the right-wing white South — it should … Continue reading

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Planet Has Been Saved

The Earth was approaching doom, but a carbon tax, gay marriage and an abortion filibuster have rescued the planet in the last 24 hours. I want to take a moment to thank John McCain, who’s outstanding presidential campaign made this … Continue reading

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Shock News : Obama Lied About Marriage

Obama ran on a platform that marriage is between a man and a woman, sanctified by God. “What I believe is that marriage is between a man and a woman … What I believe, in my faith, is that a … Continue reading

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Psychosis On Pennsylvania Avenue

Obama says he can control the climate within a few tenths of a degree. It is actually not normal or healthy for human beings to believe that they are gods, but he could improve confidence in his skills by doing … Continue reading

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Understanding Why NOAA Adjusts Older Temperatures Downwards

Over the last 100 years, America has added huge amounts of pavement and buildings which keep nighttime temperatures up several degrees. Despite our best efforts to create warming, temperatures have remained flat – which is no use for fundraising.  So … Continue reading

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Drudge Excited About The Heat

Next week will be 100th anniversary of 134F in Greenland Ranch, California. docs.lib.noaa.gov/rescue/mwr/050/mwr-050-01-0010.pdf

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Climate Geniuses At The Helm

Twitter / capitalweather: 50 record highs in DC and just …

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