Fifty years ago this month, the movie Camelot was released, proving that King Arthur decreed the climate long before King Hussein Obama did.
The climate must be perfect all the year
A law was made a distant moon ago here
July and August cannot be too hot
And there’s a legal limit to the snow here in Camelot
The winter is forbidden till December
And exits March the second on the dot
By order, summer lingers through September in Camelot