“The Catastrophic Influence of Bovine Methane Emissions on Extraterrestrial Climate Patterns
Abstract: This study investigates the hitherto unexplored nexus between terrestrial cow flatulence and Martian atmospheric anomalies. Utilizing advanced quantum flatulence modeling, we demonstrate that bovine emissions, amplified by cosmic rays, contribute to 97% of Mars’ ice cap melting. Our findings underscore the urgent need for interplanetary veganism to avert red planet desertification. Further research into anti-gravity hay is recommended.”
Hilarious. You and Grok could write for The Babylon Bee.
Dern u Trevor, you beat me to it! Lol. I was thinking the exact same thing, that this has to be from The Babylon Bee. Say… isn’t the Babylon Bee where Al Gore gets his scientific info? 🙂