The Country May Be $14 Trillion In Debt, But I Delivered My Birth Certificate – After Only Three Years!

That makes me totally awesome!

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6 Responses to The Country May Be $14 Trillion In Debt, But I Delivered My Birth Certificate – After Only Three Years!

  1. Blade says:

    Dumbo was not born at all, like most reptiles he was hatched.

    Wikipedia offers insight into his classification …

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reptile

    Kingdom: Animalia
    Phylum: Chordata
    Superclass: Tetrapoda
    (unranked): Reptiliomorpha
    (unranked): Amniota
    Class: Reptilia <– I like it!

    Therefore a Certificate of Live ‘Anything’ is most assuredly a fake.

    😎

  2. Blade says:

    LOL! at approx 11:10pm EST …

    Watching Fox News with Geraldo about Osama Bin Laden assuming room temperature (‘he’s dead Jim’).

    I swear that Geraldo just jumbled the names Osama/Obama and said something like this: I’m just glad Obama’s dead!. I swear he said it.

    Such are the perils of voting for a president with ONE LETTER difference from evil incarnate: Osama vs. Obama.

    Poor Jerry Rivers. Aren’t you glad you voted for president Dumbo!

    ROTFLMAO

  3. Blade says:

    Ok, I wasn’t the only one that saw it! Thread from Free Republic

    Geraldo Rivera Says ” Obama is DEAD!”

    Youtube link …

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCfmusoP0jQ

  4. NoMoreGore says:

    You say Osama, I say Obama….

  5. Amino Acids in Meteorites says:

    No, it goes, “I invited Paul Ryan to sit in the front row when I gave a speech. He thought I was reaching across the aisle. What a dolt. Republicans are wussies. I beotch slap them in my sleep.”

    Or it goes, “I called Sarah Palin a pig 3 years ago when I saw her describe the truth about who I am and people liked it. Then last night I did everything I could to humiliate Donald Trump. I coughed up the birth certificate? We’ll see who coughs last.”

  6. Amino Acids in Meteorites says:

    Reading this post again, it’s funny and cute!

    Kids who get the good candy on Halloween night feel like that too.

    ;O)

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