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Franklin rained out over my house the other day and there are a few more Clouds coming this way so the NHC needs to find more names.
Meanwhile, in the Pacific: Eugene does $0.00 of damage and causes 0.0 fatalities. This is shaping up to be a record year, thanks to Global Warming and Human-Caused Climate Change. Thank goodness we were warned by an anti-free-speech philanderer* and a dude who plays with choo-choo trains** about all these terrible disruptions to our planet.
* He’s also a fat liar, but I think his attempt to squelch free speech in the 1980s and his trying to screw everything with 2 or more legs are probably his greatest accomplishments.
** Admittedly, he’s also ugly and very bad at writing smut novels, but I think highlighting his scientific qualifications is more important here
Playing with Choo-Choo trains is almost as important a qualification for a climatologist as flunking out of Divinity School! Being a Sex Poodle just enhances the reputation as does the smut novel.
Have you published in Peer Reviewed Smut literature such as PNAS or Nature? 8)
One step better than playing with choo-choo trains is obviously playing with yourself. Which I hear ol’ Al & Patchy will be doing mutually.
It’s a bit like our good friend Barack: the best sort of peer-review is the one where a future president explains wordlessly (it’s pretty hard to talk with ones mouth full, after all) just how badly he would like to receive a boon in the form of South American plant extractives, and the reviewer (in this case) wordlessly grunts in approval and okays the exchange.