97% of global warming experts fail this logic quiz, because they have the IQ of a turnip.
If ice is melting, then –
- The temperature is increasing
- The temperature is above freezing
- CO2 is warming the air
- Ice never used to melt
- The climate was healthier when Chicago was buried under a mile of ice
- A, C, D, E, F and G
- All of the above
- C
- All of the below
Steve, you underestimate turnips. Turnips are actually pretty good at telling the difference between below-freezing and above-freezing temperatures — better at it, at least, than some supposed climate experts.
Yes, but they can’t explain it. Climate — gag — experts — gag — can explain anything (albeit wrongly, always).
2B or not too bee, that is the answer.
The turnips are offended Steve. I would be too.
J. None of the above
“If ice is melting, then -”
K. Panic.
None of the above. The ice only melts when Heidi is in heat!
I. No, wait. Huh?
I will pick A, B and I.
I prefer I as the most correct answer.