Missing Arctic Heat

There is a lot of missing Arctic heat this summer. I have determined that it sank to the bottom of the Greenland ice sheet.

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11 Responses to Missing Arctic Heat

  1. No, no, you’re definitely wrong there – it’s here in Germany! I’ve still got my heating on, still need a jersey and something warm when I walk my dog …

    • Where are/is Monty Python now that we really need them? “Yes, Gregor, I’m standing here in Southgate, in the road (cars all around, and wild honking in the background), where witnesses–like Mrs. Snuff-Lively here–claim to have seen the Missing Heat as it crossed their lawns, just a short time ago. Mrs. Snuff-Lively, dear, can you tell us what the Missing Heat was wearing when it trampled your petunias?”

  2. crosspatch says:

    It has found its way into the Hadley Heat Hidey Hole which was discovered one day by Al Gore while snorkeling off the shore of Cabo San Lucus when he noticed a warm spot. Each year in late January or early February, the great climate scientists from around the world head off to “study” it.

  3. siliggy says:

    This joke has gone far enough. Who ever took the heat needs to put it back now.

  4. Old Goat says:

    Trenberth’s pixies have been busily hiding it in the Arctic ocean, as well as the Atlantic, and elsewhere. They now have lots of boxes of “hidden, miising heat” stashed on the sea bed, ready for systematic release upon instruction from an authorative source, No-one is quite sure who that source will be, yet, but educated guesses have been made.

    Anyway, if the global warming myth contnues to “plateau”, or be a “blip” (or whatever the alarmists term is currently), authority will be issued for the realease of a predetermined amount of heat from these boxes, to “frighten” us, and will be accompanied by various blogs and articles shrieking “There, we told you so – it’s warming, we’re all going to die unless we stop living”.

  5. lindasduby says:

    obama the global POS is speaking on the weather today–saw it on the all knowing weather chanel

  6. Bob says:

    Maybe it’s travelling with Snowden, so it’s everywhere except on a plane to Cuba.

  7. gator69 says:

    I hypothesise that the missing heat is being subducted to the mantle, and will reappear as increased volcanic eruptions, throwing us into another ice age.

    Grant please.

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