Second Anniversary Of The Funniest Aggie Joke

Two years ago this week, Texas A&M professor Andrew Dessler announced the permanent Texas heatwave and drought :

Texas is vulnerable to warming climate

The weather of the 21st century will be very much like the hot and dry weather of 2011.

Texas is vulnerable to warming climate – Houston Chronicle

As an added bonus, he threw in the punchline

every staunch climate skeptic I’ve ever met is also rabidly opposed to Obama’s health care reform

Gaia has celebrated the second anniversary of his forecasts with record cold and rainfall, and Obama trashing his own Obamacare disaster.

RECORD EVENT REPORT
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE FORT WORTH TX
150 AM CDT TUE JUL 16 2013

...RECORD LOW MAXIMUM TEMPERATURE SET AT WACO...

A RECORD LOW MAXIMUM TEMPERATURE OF 75 DEGREES WAS SET AT WACO ON
MONDAY JULY 15. THE PREVIOUS RECORD OF 81 DEGREES WAS SET IN 1990.
THIS IS ALSO THE COOLEST HIGH TEMPERATURE EVER RECORDED IN JULY FOR
WACO SINCE RECORDS FOR THIS STATION BEGAN.

$$

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SXUS74 KFWD 150644
RERACT

RECORD EVENT REPORT
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE FORT WORTH TX
0141 AM CDT MON JUL 15 2013

...RECORD DAILY MAXIMUM RAINFALL SET AT WACO...

 A RECORD RAINFALL OF 2.45 INCHES WAS SET AT WACO YESTERDAY. THIS
BREAKS THE OLD RECORD OF 1.18 SET IN 1949.

$$
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SXUS74 KSJT 160349 CCA
RERSJT

RECORD EVENT REPORT...CORRECTED DATE
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE SAN ANGELO TX
1048 PM CDT MON JUL 15 2013

...RECORD LOW MAXIMUM TEMPERATURE SET AT ABILENE AND SAN ANGELO...

A RECORD LOW MAXIMUM TEMPERATURE OF 68 DEGREES WAS SET TODAY AT THE
ABILENE REGIONAL AIRPORT. THIS BREAKS THE PREVIOUS RECORD OF 73
DEGREES SET ON THIS DATE IN IN 1990.

A RECORD LOW MAXIMUM TEMPERATURE OF 71 DEGREES WAS SET TODAY AT
MATHIS FIELD. THIS BREAKS THE PREVIOUS RECORD OF 73 DEGREES SET ON
THIS DATE IN 1990.

THESE RECORD LOW MAXIMUM TEMPERATURES ARE ALSO RECORD LOW
MAXIMUMS FOR THE MONTH OF JULY AT BOTH LOCATIONS.

$$

PUBLIC INFORMATION STATEMENT
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE FORT WORTH TX
432 AM CDT TUE JUL 16 2013

...PRELIMINARY 48 HOUR RAINFALL TOTALS ENDING AT 1 AM...
HLR      FORT HOOD AAF ASOS                   4.31
ACT      WACO ASOS                            4.65
LMPT2    LAMPASAS 11 WNW                      4.45
HICT2    HICO                                 4.21
HMLT2    HAMILTON                             3.51

Public Information – NOAA’s National Weather Service

h/t to Andy DC

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7 Responses to Second Anniversary Of The Funniest Aggie Joke

  1. ralphcramdo says:

    “every staunch climate skeptic I’ve ever met is also rabidly opposed to Obama’s health care reform”

    Considering the very democrats that voted for Obamacare are wanting to be excluded from having to sign up for it, it looks like skeptics are correct both times.

  2. ACR says:

    Steven, you’re proving Dessler’s point. Extreme weather events are evidence of AGW.

  3. Traitor In Chief says:

    Several Unions now calling to revise Obungocare. They just figured out it’s going to screw them.

    Poetic Justice.

    http://www.wnd.com/2013/07/look-whos-suddenly-screaming-foul-on-obamacare/

    My take on (Pika Hybrid) Dessler’s political comment is that it shows CAGW was a rabid leftwing political issue from the outset, just as destructive as their other ideas.

  4. Andy Oz says:

    “Kids won’t know what drought looks like.” 😀

  5. Glacierman says:

    I’m just glad Steve didn’t put his picture up with the article.

  6. TomC says:

    RECORD EVENT REPORT
    NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE FORT WORTH TX
    905 AM CDT WED JUL 3 2013

    …RECORD LOW TEMPERATURE SET AT WACO…

    THE LOW TEMPERATURE THIS MORNING AT WACO REGIONAL AIRPORT WAS 58
    DEGREES. THIS BREAKS THE PREVIOUS RECORD LOW FOR JULY 3…64 DEGREES
    IN 1924.

    THIS ALSO BREAKS THE ALL-TIME RECORD LOW FOR THE MONTH OF JULY. THE
    PREVIOUS RECORD WAS 60 DEGREES SET ON MULTIPLE OCCASIONS:

    JULY 28, 1994
    JULY 14, 1990
    JULY 5, 1940
    JULY 6, 1924

    ——-

    So now Waco has broken their all-time record low for the month of July with 58°F, 2 degrees lower than the previous all-time record low for July, AND their all-time record low maximum for July with 75°F.

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