Author Archives: Tony Heller

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Will Obama’s Carbon Tax Make New Jersey Safe Again?

28 May 1936 – Disastrous Forest Fire NEW YORK, Tuesday. 22 Apr 1941 – DISASTROUS FOREST FIRE LAKEWOOD (New Jersey), Ap…

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Has 400 PPM CO2 Destroyed Wimbledon?

Nadal and Federer out by day 3. The correlation with passing 400 PPM is too much of a coincidence to not be related. Next thing will be that neither Armstrong nor Ullrich will win the Tour de France.

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Quote Of The Day

“In 2007 you voted for Kevin and got Julia,” he said. “In 2010 you voted for Julia and got Kevin. If you vote for the Labor party in 2013 who knows who you will end up with.” He called on … Continue reading →

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Life In Biblical Times

Gore saw how great the hanging chad  wickedness had become and decided to wipe mankind from the face of the earth. However, one righteous man among all the people of that time, Obama, found favor in Gore’s eyes. With very specific … Continue reading →

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There Is No Way A Canoe Is Going Through This

CMMBCTCA.gif (2200×1700) The only question is – quitting or cheating?

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Even More Arctic Humor

Reggie says that the canoeists are taking the identical route as Amundsen. Amundsen’s route in white Canoeists route in red. They are travelling about one-fourth as far as Amundsen, and doing less than half of the Northwest Passage. Most of … Continue reading →

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Understanding The Democratic Thought Process

Yesterday Obama said : “We don’t have time for a meeting of the Flat Earth Society Sticking your head in the sand might make you feel safer but it’s not going to protect you from the coming storm.” Apparently no … Continue reading →

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Obama Stabs Chickenpooper In The Back

The Colorado governor happily sold out Colorado to Obama last year, apparently in exchange for the loss of two industries. Magpul already left the state, and now Obama is killing the coal industry here. The Great Divider focuses on global … Continue reading →

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More Humor From The Team

Check out this one. June 26, 2013 at 11:02 pm Earth to Reggie. The entire Northwest Passage was below normal temperatures today. Animation using Javascript Animation Player And this was right after he told us that the global warming canoe … Continue reading →

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Jay Leno Explains Obama’s Dramatic Sweating

During the opening monologue of the NBC Tonight Show, the host said President Obama “believes global warming is getting worse because apparently he’s sweating a lot more during his second term.” Leno: ‘Obama Believes Global Warming Getting Worse Because He’s Sweating … Continue reading →

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