Author Archives: Tony Heller

Old TV shows and movies remind us that the weather always used to be pleasant (except for that twister in Kansas which bumped Dorothy on the head, and an occasional typhoon on Gilligan’s Island.) Vote to return to the nice weather from the past. … Continue reading →

I propose that the AGU ethics officer, Peter Gleick, be placed in charge of balloting oversight. He has experience with document forgery, and should be able to spot a bad ballot. They look like this.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-MKUymY2I0]

Polar Bears understand that they will all drown unless Americans pay higher taxes.

Katharine Hayhoe is an evangelical environmentalist who has experienced her share of opposition. A Nobel Prize winning atmospheric scientist who co-authored “A Climate for Change” with her preacher husband Andrew Farley, Ms. Hayhoe found, to her dismay, that Newt Gingrich … Continue reading →

I predict that Romney will win Texas, Wyoming and Utah and Obama will win California and New York. This is based on sophisticated super-computer modeling written in Fortran and Ada by crack government scientists.

Yesterday I posted the highly enlightened theory that Sandy was sent to punish Romney for ridiculing Obama’s messianic abilities. An alternative theory holds that Sandy was sent to punish Obama for claiming that he had messianic abilities. Indeed we live … Continue reading →

Greenpeace and WWF scientists hacks working for the IPCC have determined in advance that the next IPCC report will be a veritable house of horrors. THE next United Nations climate report will ”scare the wits out of everyone” and should … Continue reading →

I called up my mother last night to find out how my grandmother in Far Rockaway is doing. It tuns out that she moved two weeks ago to assisted living in New Jersey, and we have no word about the … Continue reading →

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=j9MSk2pkG4A] h/t to Blade