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Rooney’s 59 yard volley.

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.

– Winston Churchill

Theresa May hoped to appease London based terrorists by voting against the US.  A clear message that terrorism works, and that Islam now calls the shots in the UK.

December 22 temperatures peaked in the US in 1933, and have been declining for a century.

On this date in 1933, it was 89 degrees in Texas, 82 degrees in New Mexico, 71 degrees here in Boulder, 73 degrees in Nebraska, 66 degrees in Iowa, Illinois and Indiana. More than half of the US was over 60 degrees.

Ice gone by 1948 :

29 Dec 1923, Page 5 – at Newspapers.com

Ice gone by 2002 :

Mar 26, 1952, page 26 – The Star-Ledger at Newspapers.com

Ice gone by 2020 :

No More Glaciers in Glacier National Park by 2020?

Ice gone by 2044 :

Climate Change Threatens to Strip the Identity of Glacier National Park – The New York Times

‘Game of Thrones’ study looks at dragons and global warming – CNET

The Midwest will be ground zero for dragon’s breath.

10-Day Temperature Outlook for the Conterminous U.S.

A secret report, suppressed by US defence chiefs and obtained by The Observer, warns that major European cities will be sunk beneath rising seas as Britain is plunged into a ‘Siberian’ climate by 2020. Nuclear conflict, mega-droughts, famine and widespread rioting will erupt across the world.

Pentagon tells Bush: climate change will destroy us | Environment | The Guardian

According to experts, the Maldives are going to drown before the end of the year.

26 Sep 1988 – Threat to islands

The Saudis are so worried about it, they are investing $10 billion in Maldives tourism.

Inhabitants of Maldives Atoll Fear a Flood of Saudi Money – The New York Times

This webcam shows the locals fleeing imminent doom.

Live Cam Maldives – Meeru Island

A peasant was out plowing his field, when he found a genie bottle. He rubbed it frantically until the genie appeared.

“I will grant you one wish” the genie said – “but you must know that your neighbor will receive twice what you receive”

The peasant hemmed and hawed. “I could ask for a million rubles, but then my neighbor would receive two million. I could ask for a beautiful wife, but then my neighbor would have two beautiful wives.”

Finally the peasant’s face lit up with a big smile, and he blurted out : “I have made up my mind!  Take out my left eye!”