Real Climate Science

Nine years ago, The New York Times announced that your SUV brought endless summer to Long Island, and was killing Polar Bears

gardens alone can’t save the polar bears, or all the other species that could vanish. Only a radical reduction in the burning of fossil fuels can do that.

With Warmer Weather, Different Decisions to Make – New York Times

The past three months have obliterated all records for cold in the Northeast

And there is more sea ice than there was in 2006

Ocean and Ice Services | Danmarks Meteorologiske Institut

The New York Times was 100% wrong on all counts, and they predictably responded by censoring all heretics to their religion.

Tom Nelson has been booted off twitter for using the same word Gavin did.

Today, April 1, Twitter informed me that my account was “locked” until I deleted this tweet:

This is the first year on record when cherry blossom florets were not active in Washington DC during March.

Bloom Watch | National Cherry Blossom Festival

Three years ago, scientists predicted cherry blossom florets in January.

Could cherry blossoms one day be blooming in winter? – The Washington Post

Every day is April Fools Day in government funded climate science.

The White House on Tuesday rebuked Republican critics of its contribution to the United Nations climate pact, saying the criticisms are “hard to take seriously.”

Asked about congressional Republicans who want the Senate to have to approve an agreement, White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest said that politicians who are skeptical of the science surrounding climate change are not qualified to judge the matter.

“These are individuals who — many of whom, at least, deny the fact that climate change even exists, so I’m not sure they would be in the best position to decide whether or not a climate- change agreement is one that is worth entering into,” Earnest told reporters Tuesday.

White House: GOP criticism of climate pact ‘hard to take seriously’ | TheHill

On April Fools day, there are still people who deny that we are watching a coup d’etat unfolding right under our noses.

[The President] shall have Power, by and with the Advice and Consent of the Senate, to make Treaties, provided two thirds of the Senators present concur

– Article II, Section 2, Clause 2 of the United States Constitution

One problem which climate experts suffer from, is poor messaging. I’m happy to offer my services to improve their ability to reach the public.

My $0.00 in big oil/tobacco/Koch funding was recently cut off, so I am actively seeking my cut of the $29 billion/year in government climate scam money. Others are getting more than their fair share, and we all believe in redistribution of wealth now.

If you need any fake global warming studies done or simply want me to stop denying that Manhattan is underwater, please contact my secretary Jenny at 867-5309

While doing research 12 or 13 years ago, I met Jim Hansen, the scientist who in 1988 predicted the greenhouse effect before Congress. I went over to the window with him and looked out on Broadway in New York City and said, “If what you’re saying about the greenhouse effect is true, is anything going to look different down there in 20 years?” He looked for a while and was quiet and didn’t say anything for a couple seconds. Then he said, “Well, there will be more traffic.” I, of course, didn’t think he heard the question right. Then he explained, “The West Side Highway [which runs along the Hudson River] will be under water. And there will be tape across the windows across the street because of high winds. And the same birds won’t be there. The trees in the median strip will change.” Then he said, “There will be more police cars.” Why? “Well, you know what happens to crime when the heat goes up.”

And so far, over the last 10 years, we’ve had 10 of the hottest years on record.

Didn’t he also say that restaurants would have signs in their windows that read, “Water by request only.”

Under the greenhouse effect, extreme weather increases. Depending on where you are in terms of the hydrological cycle, you get more of whatever you’re prone to get. New York can get droughts, the droughts can get more severe and you’ll have signs in restaurants saying “Water by request only.”

When did he say this will happen?

Within 20 or 30 years. And remember we had this conversation in 1988 or 1989.

Does he still believe these things?

Yes, he still believes everything. I talked to him a few months ago and he said he wouldn’t change anything that he said then.

Stormy weather – Salon.com

Our top government experts say the Arctic will either be ice-free last year or this year.

Last September 21 (2007), as the Northern Hemisphere tilted away from the sun, scientists reported with unprecedented distress that the North Polar ice cap is “falling off a cliff.” One study estimated that it could be completely gone during summer in less than 22 years. Another new study, to be presented by U.S. Navy researchers later this week, warns it could happen in as little as 7 years

– Nobel Laureate Al Gore

The fateful year has arrived, so I have plotted my projection for the final death spiral – which will lead to an ice-free Arctic on July 9, 2015 at approximately 6:23 am.

Leading government experts say that Greenland is melting down. There has never been a better time to purchase your Greenland retirement home  – while prices and interest rates are still low.

President Obama recently purchased this retirement home, in anticipation of James Hansen’s “dead certain multi-meter sea level rise”

The last really hot summer in the US was 1988, the summer when Hansen sabotaged the air conditioner at the US Capitol Building – so that he could scare Americans into believing they were about to overheat.

Believe it or not, we called the Weather Bureau and found out what historically was the hottest day of the summer.

What we did it was went in the night before and opened all the windows, I will admit, right? So that the air conditioning wasn’t working inside the room and so when the, when the hearing occurred there was not only bliss, which is television cameras in double figures, but it was really hot. …  So Hansen’s giving this testimony, you’ve got these television cameras back there heating up the room, and the air conditioning in the room didn’t appear to work. So it was sort of a perfect collection of events that happened that day, with the wonderful Jim Hansen, who was wiping his brow at the witness table and giving this remarkable testimony. …

Interviews – Timothy Wirth | Hot Politics | FRONTLINE | PBS

This past summer (2014) was by at least one metric the coolest on record in the US. Climate alarmists worship Hansen – for sticking to his guns no matter how incompetent his science is.