Real Climate Science

Strong amounts of recent urban warming have corrupted the temperature record, and forced NASA experts to further warm the newer urban regions, and further cool the older more rural areas. If this seems counter intuitive, that is simply because your paycheck doesn’t depend on pushing a particular agenda.

A gas tax now will prevent a hurricane in 100 years, because hurricanes always check 100 year old gas prices before forming.

Because we are now running out of gas and oil, we must prepare quickly for a third change, to strict conservation and to the use of coal and permanent renewable energy sources, like solar power.

– Jimmy Carter, 1977

California passed a carbon tax at the end of 2006 during a wet period, and immediately launched an 8 year long drought. Apparently they just aren’t taxing enough.

Seven years ago the Messiah spoke to us, and announced that in a hundred years or so he would sit his daughters on his knee and brag about his great accomplishments.

I am absolutely certain that generations from now, we will be able to look back and tell our children that this was the moment when we began to provide care for the sick and good jobs to the jobless; this was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal

– Barack Obama, June 3, 2008

So how did he do?

According to the University of Colorado, sea level is rising very slightly faster now than it did when Obama made the speech in 2008.

So the sea level thing didn’t work out exactly as promised. But what about his promise to provide the first health care in America? I did some research and discovered that there were doctors in the United States prior to 2008.

As far as healing the planet goes, Obama’s planetary physicians (Gavin Schmidt and Tom Karl) just announced that the planet has its highest fever ever.

The jobs thing didn’t turn out quite so well either. Unemployment doubled over the 12 months after the moment Obama healed the job market.  All in all, it appears that the messiah is not performing up to expectations.

So when he sits his daughters down on his knee next century, I expect that he will do what he always does, and just read a bunch of nonsense off the teleprompter.

President Obama’s energy secretary wanted to raise gas prices to European levels

Obama energy chief recants statement about high gas prices

President Obama’s science czar has believed for at least 40 years that cheap abundant energy is bad for the economy

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And President Obama wants to make “electricity prices skyrocket”

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During the past week, Obama visited Saudi Arabia, and promised to veto Keystone and shut down much of Alaskan oil.

The press of course attempts to bury all of this, and protect the emperor from the wrath of the peasants.

The Greenland Ice Sheet is getting buried with snow again this year

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The ice sheet has gained a near record 350 billion tons of snow since August

Greenland Ice Sheet Surface Mass Budget: DMI

All of this excess snow has to go somewhere, so it flows as rivers of ice (glaciers) to the sea. Climate experts look at pictures of the glaciers falling into the sea, and cry about global warming. Because they are complete morons who don’t know the first thing about science.

Like in Wisconsin, summers used to be much hotter in Michigan, and last summer was the coolest on record.

In 1887, one day out of 10 in Michigan was above 90 degrees.

Last year also had the highest percentage of below 0F days in Michigan, with almost one day out of ten below 0F (-18C) .  2014 had the coolest summer and coldest winter on record in Michigan.

Duration of heatwaves gas also gotten much shorter. In 1921, OWOSSO WWTP  reported 21 consecutive days over 90 degrees. This past summer, the longest stretch of ninety degree days was one.

During the heatwave of 1921, Owosso was over 90 degrees every day except one from June 17 to July 19. Heatwaves like this are inconceivable now.

2014 was nowhere near as warm as 1998, but in order to see just how spectacularly fraudulent the NCDC and GISS claims are, you really need to look at maps.

2014 was an ordinary year. October had the highest reported GISS anomaly of 2014, but satellite data showed that October wasn’t hot at all.

1998 was a hot year. The two years weren’t even in the same ballpark.

The claims of “hottest year ever” are  propaganda generated for politicians. They have nothing to do with science or Earth.