Move Em To Minnesota

Experts say that the poles are too hot for ice, Polar Bears and Penguins. The obvious solution is to move them to the Great Lakes.

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Fixing The Past At The Ministry Of Truth

Our friends at NCDC were unhappy that the US wasn’t warming, so sometime after 1991 they simply lobbed 0.4C off of all pre-1990 US temperatures

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Zeke says that I can’t use absolute temperatures, to compare against NCDC’s absolute temperatures. I love working with these folks – they simply make up rules and data as convenient for the argument.

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Obama Always Looking For New Ways To Punish The Middle Class

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Former Obama adviser calls for tax on carbon emissions | TheHill

The thought of middle class people being able to pay some of their bills, is apparently unacceptable to the Obama administration.

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Who Can Doubt That Al Gore Has No Idea What He Is Talking About?

Fraudster Al Gore is promoting this greeting card, claiming the MWP didn’t exist.

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Eighty years ago, the New York Times knew that the MWP was “much warmer”

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Thirty-five years ago, there was “no question” the MWP and LIA were real.

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The IPCC knew they were real in 1990

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Every public school child in the world has been forced to listen to this fraudster’s propaganda, over and over again.

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Learning To Think Like A Progressive

Progressive newspapers like The Guardian publish pictures like this almost every week, purporting to show life-threatening pollution from electricity generation stations.

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Then in the same issue, they promote electric cars (powered by the station above) as clean, green saviors of the environment.

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And in the same issue, they promote this as being “green energy”

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And in order to try to force their stupidity on other people, The Guardian is willing to publish blatantly fraudulent global warming articles from people like Dana Nuttercelli nearly every day.

It takes generations of hard work to create people this messed up.

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Building An Army Of Complete Morons

Check out the latest stupidity from Baltimore Magazine

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Sea level at Baltimore, like the rest of the Northeastern US appears to have been rising at a fairly steady rate for well over a century. There has been no acceleration, and the fastest apparent rise rate occurred prior to 1950. In fact, almost all of the apparent sea level rise is due to land subsidence.

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Baltimore sea level is rising at about the same rate as it was in 1910, when global temperatures were supposedly cold and falling. Obviously what is happening in Baltimore has nothing to do with global warming.

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Sea level in California isn’t rising at all. Obviously what is happening at Baltimore is not a global event.

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There isn’t one shred of evidence linking rising sea levels in Maryland to “global warming” yet the author writes page after page based on that thesis. These people make Monty Python witch burners look like serious scientists.

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Remedial Mathematics For Dimwitted Climate Experts

If you plot a linear trend on a cyclical function, you are guaranteed to make a complete jackass out of yourself.

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This stupidity is the standard technique of peer-reviewed climate science.

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Australia Is Not Warming

Contrary to the BS from BOM, Australia is not warming, and their hottest recent year was 1998

I picked ten random locations around Australia, and averaged the RSS TLT monthly anomalies for those locations. There has been no net warming for 35 years, and the last two years were not their hottest.

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Click on the map below to see the latitude/longitude of the ten locations.

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Diet Plan Update

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NCDC Breaks Their Own Record For Data Tampering In 2014

The National Climatic Data Center has broken last year’s record for misleading the public about US temperatures. The thermometer data they use shows no warming over the past 90 years, and that 2013/2014 were two of the coldest years on record in the US. But after data tampering, they report a sharp US warming trend. The animation below flashes between the average measured and final temperature at all stations.

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The total amount of tampering reached record levels in 2014, at almost 1.8 degrees F. They create the appearance of warming by cooling all years prior to 2003, and warming all years since that date.

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Another spectacular milestone is that the now fabricate 30% of their monthly data. Almost one third of their reported monthly station data has no actual thermometer data from that station. This allows them to contaminate missing rural data, with UHI affected thermometers tens or hundreds of miles away.

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The physical basis of their tampering appears to be the amount of CO2 in the atmosphere. The correlation between tampering and atmospheric CO2 is almost perfect.

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It appears that they have a tampering algorithm designed to force reported temperatures to match hopelessly broken global warming theory. NCDC says that the algorithm is “working as designed.”

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