Real Climate Science

Our society is never more than one minor event away from mass chaos.

Last night it took 2-1/2 hours to get home from work. A bus caught on fire on the highway, and all lanes shut down. I was near an exit and got off in Burtonsville, MD. It turned out that the neighborhood had only one entrance and exit, and the exit was blocked by a fire hose for 90 minutes. By then, there were at least 500 cars trapped in the neighborhood.

Why would our government geniuses allow a neighborhood to be built with only one exit?

Temperatures are running below Hansen’s zero emissions Scenario C, so the best propaganda the scamsters can come with is :

Temperatures have been above average for the past (insert number) years

The heat is hiding at the bottom of the sea

Pollution in Beijing is massively cooling the planet

We predicted this all along

Climate experts now pretend that the Australian temperature record began in 1910. They do this to hide all of the record hot years before 1910.

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The big scam yesterday is claiming that Walruses are enjoying the beach in Alaska due to a lack of sea ice, but as always this is complete bullshit. There normally isn’t any sea ice within 100 miles of Alaska this time of year, and this year isn’t much different from the 1981-2010 median.

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Migration

The rest of the year (late summer and fall), walruses tend to form massive aggregations of tens of thousands of individuals on rocky beaches or outcrops. The migration between the ice and the beach can be long-distance and dramatic. In late spring and summer, for example, several hundred thousand Pacific walruses migrate from the Bering Sea into the Chukchi Sea through the relatively narrow Bering Strait.

Walrus – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

These fraudsters are shameless in their pursuit of money confiscated from citizenry. No lie is too big any more.

Statistics show that 97% of schoolchildren have seen Al Gore’s sci-fi flick – but none of them have actually experienced any warming.

Happy Anniversary: 1 October Marks 18 Years Without Global Warming Trend

Due to global warming, I have been above my average height for 540 consecutive months. While I am not currently growing, I am 97% certain that the missing growth will return at the end of my growth heightatus.

h/t to Allan Cotterill

I wish I could say the data below is a joke, but it isn’t.  USHCN temperature adjustments correlate almost perfectly with atmospheric CO2

US temperatures have not warmed over the past century (blue line below) – but NCDC alters the data to create the appearance of warming (red line below)

They accomplish this through a spectacular hockey stick of data tampering, which cools the past and warms the present.

Note the exponential growth of tampering, particularly over the past 15 years, which is very similar to the growth of CO2.

So I tried correlating the magnitude of the tampering with the amount of CO2 in the atmosphere, and found almost perfect correlation – shown below.

CO2 causes all kinds of great evil, but who would have guessed that it directly causes NCDC to release scientifically meaningless global warming propaganda?

Again, this sounds like a joke – but it isn’t. They are actually tampering with temperature data in unison with the rise in CO2. Difficult to believe this accidental.

Satellite Data: No Global Warming For Past 18 Years

September 30, 2014 – 4:28 PM

CNSNews.com asked Christy why the United Nations’ climate models, which all predicted steeply rising temperatures over the past two decades, were all proven wrong.

“You’re going back to a fundamental question of science that when you understand a system, you are able to predict its behavior. The fact that no one predicted what’s happened in the past 18 years indicates we have a long way to go to understand the climate system,” Christy replied.

“Our ignorance is simply enormous when it comes to the climate system, and our understanding is certainly not strong and solid enough to make policy about climate because we don’t even know what it’s going to do, so how can we make a policy that says ‘I want to make the climate do something’ when we don’t know what makes the climate do what it does?” he asked.

Satellite Data: No Global Warming For Past 18 Years | CNS News

Sep 30, 2014

Scientists are fairly confident that global warming increased the severity and likelihood of extreme heat events in 2013 in Australia, New Zealand, South Korea, Japan, China and Europe.

Blistering heat waves recorded around the globe in 2013 were linked to human-caused global warming, according to a broad survey of studies on extreme weather events published yesterday.

Global Warming Fired Up Heat Waves in 2013 – Scientific American

I’m completely confident that these scientists are clueless. The EPA shows that by far the worst heat waves occurred 80 years ago, with CO2 at 310 PPM.

High and Low Temperatures | Climate Change | US EPA

The clearest climate signals emerged in Australia, which is the driest continent on Earth. In 2013, the nation faced its hottest year on record since measurements began in 1910. The year was also exceptionally dry, leading to the colloquial name the Big Dry.

Global Warming Fired Up Heat Waves in 2013 – Scientific American

That is total BS. Australia has tons of records from before 1910. January, 1896 was by far the hottest month is Australian history.

http://query.nytimes.com/

Some places reached 130 degrees.

http://trove.nla.gov.au/ndp/del/article/44153166

Parrots dropped dead out of trees.

http://query.nytimes.com/

The heat killed millions of rabbits

http://trove.nla.gov.au/ndp/del/article/39627539

Temperatures in Australia plummeted over the next 50 years, as CO2 began to rise.

In response to criticism from Congress, the Secret Service has unveiled the same tough security measures which the White House is promoting for public schools.