Real Climate Science

// Most climate models are written in Fortran, 
// but I have developed a more accurate one in C++
// Note that method fundingDriesUp() is virtual
// and can be overridden by an educated Congress

class ClimateScam
{
public:
    static const bool WISHFUL_THINKING = false;

    ClimateScam()
    {
        m_global_warming_scam = true;
        m_global_cooling_scam = false;
    }

    ~ClimateScam()
    {
        switchBackToGlobalCoolingScam();
    }
    
    void model();
    virtual void dataTamper() = 0;
    virtual void getCaughtDataTampering() = 0;
    virtual void makeBSPublicRelationsStatement() = 0;
    bool noWarmingFor18years() { return true; }
    virtual bool fundingDriesUp() { return WISHFUL_THINKING; }

    void switchBackToGlobalCoolingScam()
    {
        m_global_warming_scam = false;
        m_global_cooling_scam = true;
    }

private:
    bool m_global_cooling_scam;
    bool m_global_warming_scam;
};

void ClimateScam::model()
{
    while(m_global_warming_scam)
    {
        dataTamper();
        sleep( rand(10000) );
        getCaughtDataTampering();
        sleep( rand(10000) );
        makeBSPublicRelationsStatement();
        std::cout << "Goddard may have been right about this"
                  << "one but was wrong about everything else" 
                  << std::endl;
        sleep( rand(10000) );
   
        if ( rand(10000) == 0 
             && noWarmingFor18years() 
             && fundingDriesUp() )
        {
            // Destructor automatically switches back to global 
            // cooling scam;
            delete this;
        }
    }
}

int main()
{
    ClimateScam* global_warming_scam = new ClimateScam();
    global_warming_scam.model();
}

Green shows areas of ice gain since yesterday. Red shows regions of ice loss. Cold temperatures and a cyclone in the western Arctic have essentially halted ice extent loss.

A few weeks ago, a deranged young Hollywood progressive stabbed several people to death, killed a few more with his car, then killed a few more with a handgun. Progressives immediately blamed the behavior of their spawn on his gun.

Here in Maryland, people don’t consider themselves responsible enough to own guns. So they get large aggressive dogs instead – which they typically can’t handle. I have had numerous encounters with out of control dogs over the last two months, including last night when my dogs were attacked by two large dogs which the owners were too irresponsible to control.

Unfortunately, my Colorado concealed carry permit is not honored in 70% Democratic Maryland – in direct violation of the US Constitution.

the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed

We need to elect responsible people to government, and attempt to restore America to sanity. Progressives don’t have the mental facilities to manage their own lives, much less those of other people.

Chris Turney says that his getting stuck in the ice, costing taxpayers millions, was desperately needed by the honorable Julia Gillard

Return to the Home of the Blizzard | Intrepid Science

One of many inconvenient truths is that the amount of sea ice on Earth has been persistently above normal for the last 18 months.

Nobel Laureate Al Gore predicted an ice-free Arctic this summer (aka the “recovery summer” of Nobel Laureate Barack Obama.)

People are getting stuck in the ice in 2014, but the Northwest Passage was open in 1904.

FRANCE HONORS AMUNDSEN. – Explorer Says Northwest Passage Is Not Practicable for Trade. – View Article – NYTimes.com

The Arctic Basin is at the peak of the melt season, but is barely melting. The map below shows changes in ice over the last three days. Green shows increased ice, and red shows decreased ice.

Due to cold air and an Arctic cyclone, it is likely that ice extent in the Chukchi Sea will actually increase over the next few days.

Mariner trying to sail Northwest Passage rescued after sailboat gets stuck in sea ice near Barrow

Michelle Theriault Boots July 13, 2014

Mariner trying to sail Northwest Passage rescued by Coast Guard after sailboat gets stuck in sea ice near Barrow | Alaska Dispatch

h/t to Chewster

Chris Crawford (AKA Duncecap Dude) says that scientists never believed in global cooling.

8 Summer Miseries Made Worse by Global Warming, From Poison Ivy to Allergies

Other than a unanimous scientific consensus for global cooling, no scientists believed it was happening

SCIENTISTS AGREE WORLD IS COLDER – But Climate Experts Meeting Here Fail to Agree on Reasons for Change – View Article – NYTimes.com

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International Team of Specialists Finds No End in Sight to 30-Year Cooling Trend in Northern Hemisphere – View Article – NYTimes.com

The Windsor Star – Google News Archive Search

Global warming creates Arctic shipping route opportunity

09/07 15:09 CET

With the melting of sea ice due to global warming effects, the Arctic Ocean route, the shortest shipping route linking Europe and Asia, has opened up in the past few years, a MOL spokesman said.

Global warming creates Arctic shipping route opportunity | euronews, corporate

What a wonderful idea – except for the fact that the Arctic Ocean is completely blocked with ice.