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Climate experts announced yesterday that the polar vortex which brought cold weather to the east this winter, was caused by missing Arctic ice.

Additional research has determined that the Arctic Vortex was directly caused by Reggie’s blowtorch, which melted the ice.

http://buyplumbingonline.co.uk/products/Arctic-VORTEX-Professional-Blowtorch-VT1.html

Climate experts announced yesterday that a missing ice cube in the Barents Sea threatens Earth’s survival.

http://nsidc.org/data/seaice_index/images/daily_images/N_daily_extent.png

http://www.nws.noaa.gov/view/prodsByState.php?state=MI&prodtype=public

h/t to Andy DC

http://www.cnn.com/2014/04/13/world/un-climate/

It isn’t difficult slowing a non-existent warming trend.

http://www.woodfortrees.org/plot/hadcrut4gl/from:2001/plot/hadcrut4gl/from:2001/trend

This graph gives a good feel for how uniquely cold the weather has been in the midwest this year. Great Lakes ice cover is more than double the previous record.

http://ice-glaces.ec.gc.ca/prods/CVCHDCTGL/20140414180000_CVCHDCTGL_0007617826.gif

The National Weather Service said that March temperatures in Michigan were  1st-4th coldest, yet NCDC reported them as 5th coldest – due to NCDC data tampering of course.

Never mind that the Great Lakes blew away all records for ice in March, NCDC claims peer review for their data tampering. Perhaps their peers changed the freezing point of water.

https://twitter.com/SteveSGoddard/status/456408078426976256

For the second year in a row, NCDC adjusted US March temperatures upwards by 1.5 degrees, making for a total adjustment since the 1920s of about 3 degrees.

NCDC has adjusted Michigan March temperatures by a mind-blowing six degrees since 1895, and managed to make March only fifth coldest – ignoring record Great Lakes ice, common sense, and any concept of integrity.

A 1933 flood in China drowned 50,000 people, starved a million, and brought rats, heat, cholera and locusts.

http://query.nytimes.com/mem/archive/pdf?res=F00F17F939551A7A93CAAB1782D85F478385F9