Real Climate Science

Last autumn, government climate experts talked incessantly about the Arctic ice minimum and the warm temperatures in the US. This year they have nothing to say.

COI | Centre for Ocean and Ice | Danmarks Meteorologiske Institut

Coral reefs have long been thought to be unusually sensitive to the effects of global warming — but as it turns out, they’re not as helpless as we thought.

Coral reefs are producing a chemical that staves off global warming | Grist

Ten seconds after their initial report to dispatch, one of the officers called in “shot have been fired.”

FBI to Investigate Shooting of Calif. 13-Year-Old – ABC News

Two days ago they were claiming that the kid ignored repeated requests by the police.

I have been taller than my average height for the last four decades, with the past decade tied for my tallest decade ever.

The odds of me being taller than my average height for 15,000 days in a row are a mind boggling two raised to the power of fifteen thousand. This has coincided with the most CO2 in the last few million years, proving that CO2 is warping the universe in weird and unexpected ways.

The team probably needs a huddle. Some days they say that atmospheric CO2 is soaring out of control, and other days the ocean is sucking CO2 up much faster than expected.

As recent research has shown, the Pacific is soaking up vast amounts of carbon emissions, more than than initially thought, leading to a flattening in the amount of global warming that’s happened.

A Warmer Pacific Ocean Leads to More Tornadoes | Motherboard

That sucking sound might also be the last few brain cells coming out their ears.

 “I think Barack knew that he had God-given talents that were extraordinary. He knows exactly how smart he is. . . . He knows how perceptive he is. He knows what a good reader of people he is. And he knows that he has the ability — the extraordinary, uncanny ability — to take a thousand different perspectives, digest them and make sense out of them, and I think that he has never really been challenged intellectually. . . . So what I sensed in him was not just a restless spirit but somebody with such extraordinary talents that had to be really taxed in order for him to be happy. . . . He’s been bored to death his whole life. He’s just too talented to do what ordinary people do.”

Obama’s Valerie Jarrett: Often Whispered about, But Never Challenged | National Review Online

Yes, most ordinary bitter people who cling to guns and religion don’t wrack up $17 trillion worth of debt, finance dozens of failed green energy companies, lie every time they open their mouth, run the world’s worst and most expensive web site, or destroy a nearly infinite reservoir of goodwill in just five years.

This year had the fewest tornadoes on record in the US, and the second fewest number of severe tornadoes, with seventeen. Only 1987 had fewer severe tornadoes, with fifteen.

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Tornadoes of 2013 – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Storm Prediction Center WCM Page

• Affordable health care – very expensive health care
• Immigration reform – collapse of the immigration system
• Bi-partisanship – anyone who disagrees with me is a terrorist
• Balance the budget – quadruple the deficit
• Keep your guns – take your guns away
• Keep your doctor – did you actually fall for that BS?
• Close Guantanamo – did you actually fall for that BS?
• End illegal NSA spying – did you actually fall for that BS?
• Hope and change – rule by fake crisis
• Help the middle class – steal money from the middle class
• Arab Spring – Islamist takeover
• Regain America’s stature – make everyone hate us

Government steals the majority of people’s earnings, then frets that people aren’t saving money for retirement.

I can reveal for the first time that all of the hockey team members have accepted corrupting money from Big Government – the same people who brought you Benghazi, Vietnam, Iraq, Afghanistan, Al Qaeda, NSA spying, $17 trillion in debt, the Holocauast, the Gulags, the Chinese Cultural Revolution and various other genocides which have killed hundreds of millions of people.