Real Climate Science

One E-mail from the White House can end global warming. All he needs to do is to tell NOAA and NASA to stop jacking the temperatures up.

Presto! Obama will have stopped global warming – and saved the planet.

Temperatures around the North Pole have dropped down to nearly -5C, meaning that new ice should start forming fairly soon.

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They reported that sea level is rising at 1-2 mm/year, which means that Miami won’t actually drown for another 3,000 years or so.

First IPCC report

The story line is that communists have taken over the coastal regions of the US, and disarmed the citizenry. This is a reasonably well researched documentary about life in America in the year 2013. Available now in your neighborhood.

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A high-ranking Yemeni security official speaking on the condition of anonymity told McClatchy that the claims of a foiled plot had no basis in fact. That source bemusedly attributed media reports about imminent terror strikes to a single official’s comments, which he cast as a misguided attempt at shifting public opinion in the face of increasing and unpopular American drone strikes.

U.S. embassies in Muslim world reopen amid still-murky threats | McClatchy

A spokesman for the National Union of Mass Murderers, Rapists, Armed Robbers, Kidnappers, Home Invaders, and People Who Believe They Are Fictional Arch-Villains, has issued a statement promising to abide by all new gun laws, and not use them to the unfair advantage of the criminals.

Additionally, James Holmes has discussed this with Count Vertigo and Lex Luthor – and received similar assurances.

A spokesman for the California Assembly added :

Confiscating guns from law abiding citizens makes the work of criminals much easier, safer and more productive. The Second Amendment has been a terrible burden on criminals, who share the same mindset as many government officials.

Twitter / KHayhoe: This blew my mind: marine species …

Shock news! There was a time when climate scientists actually did science.

docs.lib.noaa.gov/rescue/mwr/050/mwr-050-02-0093a.pdf