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My advisers told me that I needed to hold a press conference during which no one would bug me about all the scandals, and one of them suggested that I hold one where I say some gibberish about not using drones as much to kill Americans.

I liked that idea, and commented that it is amazing that they still believe my bullshit.

The Cache La Poudre River is the major drainage of the northern Colorado Front Range. It has flooded two out of the last three years, and will almost certainly flood this year with 127% of normal snow pack being reported today.

Experts say that spring snow pack is declining in the Rockies.

The actual ending :

Psycho breaks into the school. Principal calls for people with guns to come save them from the psycho. While waiting for the people with guns to arrive twenty minutes later, principal and 28 other people get killed by the psycho. Obama goes on 2nd amendment destruction rampage.

Alternate ending :

Psycho breaks into the school. Principal pulls out her rifle and shoots the psycho. 29 people open their Christmas presents. Sandy Hook becomes a model for how to protect children at school. People cheer the 2nd amendment for saving those kids.

My name is Barack Piers Bloomberg Obama Feinstein Hickenlooper, and I did not approve of the alternate ending.

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Barack Obama: The Drone Ranger | Mad Magazine

Suggested new rules of terrorist engagement

1. Learn to tell the difference between a terrorist and a returning veteran
2. Learn to tell the difference between a terrorist and a Ron Paul supporter
3. Learn to tell the difference between a terrorist and a journalist
4. Learn to tell the difference between terrorism and YouTube

Oh – a couple more things. Stop lying, and please quit pretending that you are either knowledgeable or competent.

Question : Why don’t terrorist attacks occur in gun shops?

1. Because everyone is armed and the terrorist would be dead in about two seconds
2. Because guns are evil
3. Because people who patronize gun shops are not as smart as Diane Feinstein
4. Because of bitter people clinging to guns and religion
5. Because you will never see a Prius parked outside a gun shop
6. Excess CO2
7. Because we need to disarm American citizens
8. Because we want people armed only with box cutters, knives and hatchets to be able to start multiple wars and create decades of mass chaos for billions of people

Crack UK police snipers hiding behind a van to protect themselves from a dangerous Belgian Blue cow, missed on their first shot as they fired rifle bullets across a primary school playground.

Police marksman shoots escaped cow in school grounds – Telegraph

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