How To Be A Good Government Employee

Simply make up “facts” that support the politburo agenda, like 2012 being the hottest year ever or that the climate is in unknown territory. Then plop an official US government stamp on your intellectual and moral panty waste.

The startling report actually exposes the national security dangers of global warming. Climate change is accelerating at such a fast pace that it will put severe strains on U.S. military and intelligence agencies in the coming years, the CIA-sanctioned study found. The changes will trigger increasingly disruptive developments around the world as well.

“Scientific evidence indicates that the global climate is moving outside the bounds of past experience and can be expected to put new stresses on societies around the world, prompting examination of a variety of plausible scenarios through which climate change might pose or alter security risks for the United States,” according to a summary from the report. It goes on to offer an improved understanding of the links between climate and security as well as the ability to anticipate potential security risks arising from “climate phenomena.”

CIA Quietly Closes Global Warming Unit | The Moral Liberal

The CIA said the same crap in 1974, only it was about global cooling.The important rule for government employees is to always check with the current administration as to what the official lie is this week.

www.climatemonitor.it/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/1974.pdf

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1947 Shock News : Arctic Warmed Ten Degrees In 50 Years – Massive Sea Level Rise Coming – International Agency Needed To Prevent Catastrophe

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http://trove.nla.gov.au/

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It Is A Good Thing That The 1,000+ Coal Plants Being Built In Other Countries Don’t Impact CO2 Levels

If the huge number of coal plants being built in other countries had any impact on CO2 levels, it would be impossible for Obama to control the climate thermostat. Fortunately, only evil American CO2 affects the climate.

More than 1,000 new coal plants planned worldwide, figures show | Environment | The Guardian

h/t to Dave G

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If You Curse It, WordPress Moderation Will Come

Check out this collection of gems from leading warmist intellect, David Appell.

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Guardian Tells Us That They Know Nothing About History

Front page news at The Guardian!

Latest US news, world news, sport and comment from the Guardian | guardiannews.com | The Guardian

This event has repeated it itself every few decades. One might expect that newspaper publishers would know a little about their favorite talking points? Apparently they must have missed some past newspaper issues, like this one from 100 years ago saying that Alaska’s largest glacier was receding fifteen feet per day.

14 Sep 1912 – A RECEDING GLACIER. HARBOUR BEING MADE. VANCOUVE…

or perhaps this one from 110 years ago?

http://trove.nla.gov.au/

Or this one from 60 years ago?

18 Feb 1952 – POLAR ICE THAW INCREASING GLACIERS SAID TO [?] M…

Ore this one from 90 years ago?

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http://news.google.com/newspapers

Ice has been melting for 15,000 years – since the end of the last ice age. Global warmers are quite possibly the stupidest people to every occupy the planet.

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Understanding The Antarctic

Experts tell us that Antarctic sea ice is expanding because of cold winds caused by the man-made ozone hole.

Experts also tell us that Antarctica is warming and melting because of man-made global warming, and that Penguins are threatened by declining sea ice.

This all makes perfect sense if you have the IQ of a turnip.

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McKitten Says That US History Began In 1980

Twitter / billmckibben: 2nd most disastrous year in …

The article he is referring to says something different

2012 May Rank As 2nd Most Disastrous Year Since 1980

2012 May Rank As 2nd Most Disastrous Year Since 1980 | Climate Central

He also forgot to take into consideration inflation, population growth and changes in insurance and government policies which bloat all recent weather events wildly out of proportion.

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Time Magazine Thinks That US Politicians Should Control The Weather

Just in case you thought the peasants in Monty Python And The Holy Grail were stupid, you can see that they are no match for 21st century America.

U.N. Global Warming Summit: Heading Over the Climate Cliff

politicians in the U.S. especially seem helpless to do anything about climate change

U.N. Global Warming Summit: Heading Over the Climate Cliff | TIME.com

The author is wrong though. In 1975, Newsweek lamented that politicians probably wouldn’t be willing to melt the “Arctic ice cap” in order to stop climate change. Yet according to recent issues of Time Magazine, their efforts to melt the Arctic have been quite successful.

denisdutton.com/newsweek_coolingworld.pdf

Brian Walsh should really do more research before writing his articles. Jimmy Carter stopped the 1970’s global cooling problem, and George Bush already stopped the global warming problem.

Wood for Trees: Interactive Graphs

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Black Friday : Obama Campaign Took $211 Dollars From Your Family

In order to purchase Obamaphones and all the other entitlements payola needed to get Philadelphia and Chicago minority voters to vote for Obama three or four times each on election day, the Obama campaign took $211 from your shopping budget on Black Friday.

The U.S. Treasury increased the net debt of the United States $24,327,048,384.38 on the day after Thanksgiving, which equals approximately $211.69 for each of the nation’s 114,916,000 households.

Black Friday: Treasury Borrowed $211.69 Per U.S. Household on Day After Thanksgiving | CNS News

The bill will come in the mail on April 15, and has been approved by many Republican senators idiots who have chosen to break their no-tax pledge.

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LA Times Takes Sea Level Stupidity To A New Level

By David Helvarg  November 27, 2012

With 3.5 million Californians living within three feet of sea level, and the best available science projecting a 3- to 5-foot rise in sea level for the state by 2100, doing nothing would be irresponsible.

California confronts a sea change – latimes.com

Sea level has been falling in California since the start of satellite measurements 20 years ago. The best available science is that there will continue to be no sea level rise in California.

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Satellites show sea level flat or falling along the entire Pacific coast of the US

And nobody lives within three feet of sea level along the coast of California. They get 10-30 foot waves several times every winter and tides much higher than three feet. David Halvarg gets the full stupid award for the day. He has no idea what he is talking about.

h/t to California may fall into the sea | JunkScience.com and Marc Morano

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