“We can’t drive our SUVs and eat as much as we want and keep our homes on 72 degrees at all times … and then just expect that other countries are going to say OK”
President Obama announced today the formation of the Carbon Green Bank (KGB) tasked with saving the planet. He is hoping to create a civilian army of ten million KGB agents, who will :
- Assist in the collection of carbon taxes
- Report climate crimes in their neighborhood
- Neighbors who purchase a vehicle which gets less than 57 MPG
- Neighbors who set their thermostat without getting EU approval
- Neighbors who eat whatever they want without getting EU approval
- Neighbors who criticize Obama
- Neighbors who are unconcerned about their effect on the climate
Together we can save the planet. Reactionaries must be dealt with.

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