The Princess And The Pea

During 2011, Princess McKitten had a lumpy climate, stuffed with too many tornadoes and storms. She complained to her mother Gaia, who delivered a dozen thick mattresses which buffered the Princess from those nasty storms.

The Princess then went back to Mother Gaia, and complained that there were too few tornadoes and storms.

Mother Gaia then banished the Princess from the kingdom for being a moron.

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Another Ice Age?

This month has set the record for fastest Arctic ice growth in history. It also has seen the greatest ice extent ever measured at either pole. The only possible explanation is that another ice age is on the way.

TIME Magazine : Another Ice Age?

June 24, 1974

In Africa, drought continues for the sixth consecutive year, adding terribly to the toll of famine victims. During 1972 record rains in parts of the U.S., Pakistan and Japan caused some of the worst flooding in centuries. In Canada’s wheat belt, a particularly chilly and rainy spring has delayed planting and may well bring a disappointingly small harvest. Rainy Britain, on the other hand, has suffered from uncharacteristic dry spells the past few springs. A series of unusually cold winters has gripped the American Far West, while New England and northern Europe have recently experienced the mildest winters within anyone’s recollection.

Another Ice Age? – TIME

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The Ultimate Scumbag In The White House

After doing everything he could to wreck the coal industry :

Obama is running radio ads in Ohio touting his record as a coal champion.

A Sad Green Story – NYTimes.com

Last election he had a different story.

“If somebody wants to build a coal-powered plant, they can, it’s just that (my plan)  will bankrupt them.”

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Obama hopes that Americans are stupid enough to re-elect him, so that he can finish his work of wrecking their country.

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A Peek Inside The Psychotic Mindset Of The Climate Religion

(Reuters) – On a windswept Swedish mountain, a 10,000-year-old spruce with a claim to be the world’s oldest tree is getting a new lease of life thanks to global warming, even as many plants are struggling.

Unprecedented global warming kills trees, except for 10,000 year old trees who didn’t get the memo.

Everyone thought it would be warmer and nice weather. But suddenly it’s wetter and colder in some regions,” said Lars-Otto Reiersen, head of the Secretariat of the Arctic Monitoring and Assessment Programme

In climate puzzle for crops, ancient tree offers clues | Reuters

He must be confused. Colder weather is proof of global warming, and is exactly what they predicted all along. This new warm weather (cleverly disguised as cold weather)  makes old trees rejuvenate.

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Climate Attribution Achieved

Until now, it has been impossible to link specific junk science papers to excessive amounts of climate research funding.

However, we do know that the availability of billions of dollars to fund climate science, loads the dice for academics to generate worthless, dishonest and misleading papers.

For the first time, we can specifically tie peer-reviewed junk science papers to the availability of junk-science money.

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NASA : Working To Lower The American IQ A Few More Notches

Climate change makes sheep shrink and marmots get fat

Climate Kids: EARTH NOW

h/t to Dave G

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Below350.org Time To Choose Our Future Climate

The use of fossil fuels has destroyed our climate. Quality of life was much better during the Little Ice Age.

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Failure to act could lead to the frightening scenario below.

National Trust campaign highlights how gardens will look if global warming brings Mediterranean weather to Britain | Mail Online

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The Obama Stimulus Plan

Obama is bringing unemployment down, by getting huge numbers of people to give up and quit looking for jobs.

Gallup.Com – The Behavioral Economy by Dennis Jacobe: Unemployment Rate Decline Is Misleading

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NOAA Continues To Prepare America For The Big 2012 Lie

After a hot spring and a scorching summer, this winter is likely to continue a US warming trend that could make 2012 the hottest year since modern record-keeping began, US weather experts said Thursday.

Drought that ravaged much of the United States this year may spread in the coming months, said Mike Halpert at the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration’s Climate Prediction Center.

US on course to notch record year of heat

2012 won’t even be close to record heat, until NOAA adds several degrees on to the measured temperature. Through September, 2012 is in the #3 position.

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October temperatures are well below normal, with another cold blast forecast for next week.

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Bad Weather Caused By Man’s Sin

Many religions believe that bad weather is punishment for man’s sins. The most famous example is Noah’s flood.

Today’s most enlightened academics also believe that bad weather is the result of human’s sins. They consider themselves intellectually superior to those ignorant religious people with the identical belief. 

If we were to fully exploit this new oil source, and continue to burn our conventional oil, gas and coal supplies, concentrations of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere eventually would reach levels higher than in the Pliocene era, more than 2.5 million years ago, when sea level was at least 50 feet higher than it is now.

– James Hansen

http://www.nytimes.com/

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