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Two Canal Winchester Middle School students were booted off the school bus last week for, well, passing gas.

James Nichols and Kristine Kuzora are upset that their son’s flatulence was designated as an obscene gesture by school officials.

Their 13-year-old son and another boy were on the school bus Thursday when they both experienced an emission. Children being children, the flatulence apparently caused a ruckus on the bus amid a flurry of laughs, jeers and lowering of windows, Nichols said.

Canal Winchester Middle School officials cited the boys for making an obscene gesture in violation of the student code of conduct in revoking their rides to school Friday.

The bus driver had warned the boys a few weeks ago after another joint gas attack, so they apparently were designated repeat offenders and handed one-day bus suspensions, Nichols said.

http://www.dispatch.com/

http://www.ncdc.noaa.gov/oa/climate/research/cag3/al.html

We must find a way to warm Alabama up. Maybe spread soot on the polar ice caps?

Important legal notices :

* Owner in trouble. Needs to get out quickly. Will consider any offer.

* Original valuation was too high

* Ideal as an indoor shooting range. Bullets don’t leave any holes in the walls or cabinets.

It is almost as beautiful as his wig.

http://www.ncdc.noaa.gov/oa/climate/research/cag3/ga.html

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/

Alex Hill, chief government advisor with the Met Office, said the amount of snow in the Scottish mountains had been decreasing for the last 40 years and there was no reason for the decline to stop.

He added: “Put it this way, I will not be investing in the ski-ing industry.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk

Differential cooling in the upper layers of the atmosphere is making it increasingly unstable, and forming convective storms.

A look at mid tropospheric temps vs the lower level temps reveals that globally, the atmosphere is more unstable because of the deep level cooling that has taken place! Its that simple. The cooling in the low levels has not yet caught up to what is going on aloft, and because of that, the way to balance that out is in the form of more atmospheric fights.

http://www.weatherbell.com/jb/?p=1749

h/t to Marc Morano

Forget gold. We need to switch our monetary valuation to the CO2 standard. CO2 is the most potent energy source known to man, and the US is the world’s #1 manufacturer (per capita.)

As an added benefit, if we pumped enough CO2 into the atmosphere, we could warm America by 20 degrees and thus massively reduce our heating expenses and greenhouse gas emissions.

Dominance of the graph by the MWP was the challenge. As IPCC participant Jay Overpeck said in his email to Professor Deming, “We have to get rid of the Medieval Warm Period.”

http://drtimball.com/

http://www.washingtonpost.com/

They appear to be watching something during the 40 minute blackout of the live feed.

You can see the guy who says he killed Osama, slouched in his chair center-left.