New Statistical Guidelines Issued

  1. The hockey team now requires that the left side of all graphs begins during a La Nina, and the right side ends during an El Nino.
  2. All data must be tampered with by NOAA and GISS before release.
  3. If the data doesn’t match the theory, then make up some crap about ocean acidification.

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7 Responses to New Statistical Guidelines Issued

  1. Hugh K says:

    Well….everything seems to be in order here. These new hockey team statistical guidelines certainly meet the new Gleick climate ethics guidelines.

  2. tckev says:

    Hansen becoming a skeptic of IPCC?
    As reported at THE HOCKEY SCHTICK
    http://hockeyschtick.blogspot.co.uk/2013/03/hansens-mea-culpa-says-man-made-global.html

  3. gator69 says:

    4. The AGW hypothesis is always right
    5. If the AGW hypothesis is questioned, see #4

  4. Andy DC says:

    #4 Colder temperatures simply require larger adjustments.

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