The Hansen/Schmidt Green Oven Goes On Sale

11 Responses to The Hansen/Schmidt Green Oven Goes On Sale

1. Glacierman says:

   March 7, 2013 at 2:42 pm

   Fill that thing with CO2 and it will be like an Arc Reactor, just generating energy non stop.

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   • stevengoddard says:

     March 7, 2013 at 2:52 pm

     Those are dangerous words. If the EPA catches you with CO2, you may be classified as a imminent threat by Holder.

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     • Glacierman says:

       March 7, 2013 at 2:56 pm

       Yea, and it’s hard to dodge those missles once they are locked on.

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2. mkelly says:

   March 7, 2013 at 2:52 pm

   If you put CO2 in a thermos instead of a vacuum then place hot soup in it you could get according to IPCC formula f= 5.35 ln (CO2/CO2) roughly 74 watts more. ln 1000000 = 13.8 5.35×13.8=73.9

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3. Sundance says:

   March 7, 2013 at 3:23 pm

   This bird would look good in a microwave oven.

   http://nigguraths.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/romm-chicken.jpg

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4. Lance says:

   March 7, 2013 at 4:02 pm

   dang…and i had mine plugged in all these years….

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   • miked1947 says:

     March 7, 2013 at 4:21 pm

     I learned to just run a little hot water over the chicken, that speeds up the cooking. Using a 20 watt light bulb shining through the window could result in speedy burning of the food! 😉 😉

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5. gator69 says:

   March 7, 2013 at 5:06 pm

   Makes a great smelter too! And if Fluffy goes to doggy heaven, all you need is an urn.

   It does however require constant NASA monitoring, strict UN regulation, and continued government funding to avoid this…

   http://www.mamabirddiaries.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/toaster-after-the-fire.jpg

   Bon appetit!

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6. Michael D Smith says:

   March 7, 2013 at 7:00 pm

   Jeez, how long has NASA been hiding this Big Green breakthrough? No wonder Trenberth can’t find his missing heat, it’s at Boston Market!

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7. tckev says:

   March 7, 2013 at 8:25 pm

   Next week we’ll have the super-green CO2 powered electricity generator. Ever increasing electric power for ever!

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8. Will Nitschke says:

   March 7, 2013 at 9:31 pm

   This is a misrepresentation. In the GISS oven only a small part of the chicken has to get hot to cook the rest of it, and if you turn the dial to 300 watts you’ll actually cook it at 900. 😉

   (Although don’t turn it up to 450 as you’ll reach a tipping point at which time the chicken explodes.)

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