Reactionaries In The White House

I just got this message from the White House

When the Earth’s atmosphere fundamentally changes, we see more heat waves, droughts, wildfires, and floods.

Besides the fact that none of those things have actually occurred, they believe that any change makes the weather worse. That is the definition of a reactionary.

There is no scientific basis behind that statement. It is a purely religious belief that man is punished for sin. Change is just as likely to make things better.

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18 Responses to Reactionaries In The White House

  1. miked1947 says:

    The Earth’s atmosphere is in a constant state of flux, so there are always fundamental changes in the Earth’s atmosphere since the beginning of Earth having an atmosphere.
    I am still getting Hazardous Weather warnings for normal seasonal weather patterns, from NOAA.

  2. mikegeo says:

    Perhaps they’ll now throw a virgin into the volcano? Apparently worked for past leaders.

  3. Brian G Valentine says:

    The message from the White House is nothing more than throwing shit in people’s faces because they think they are better than you.

    It’s that simple.

  4. gofer says:

    How stupid have we become when the president of the U.S. stands up and actually talks about “saving the planet”. In more sane times this would have been cause for being banished to a rubber room. The ludicrous has become normal and now we have people fighting against their own well-being, cheering for increases in their costs of living and oppressing the poor in the name of saving them.

    Obama can’t even get China to give up Snowden, but he thinks he can convince them to alter their economy in the name of fantasy?

  5. DP says:

    I’m sure that it was only a coincidence that this speech happened in late June and not January!

  6. There’s another song that goes with this one:

    I Wonder What the Team is Doing Tonight
    From “Scam-a-lot” with apologies to Alan Lerner

    I know what you skeptics are thinking tonight,
    As home in pajamas you ponder
    All of you smiling in secret delight
    You stare at our emails and wonder
    The media’s leaning our way
    But we still hear the blogosphere say:

    I wonder what the team is doing tonight?
    What database are they misconstruing tonight?
    The emails at the U have finally seen the light
    They show how many tricks we used to cause fright
    How go the mass deletions
    Just before investigations
    Are illegally politically prepared?
    Well, I’ll tell you what the team is doing tonight:
    We’re scared!
    We’re scared!

    You mean that a Team so skeptic-wary
    Who tricked up the graphs to make them scary
    Answers the phone in terror and distress?
    Yes!
    A Team who likes skeptics just to pick on
    ‘Cause they can spot our hockey stick-on
    Faces the media petrified with fright?
    Right!
    You mean that appalling clamoring
    That sounds like a hard drive hammering
    Is merely deleting declines of degrees?
    Please!

    You wonder what the Team is wishing tonight?
    We’re wishing they weren’t successful fishing tonight!
    What occupies our time while waiting for the axe?
    We’re watching even friends now launching attacks

    And oh, the Harry_Read_Me,
    That said “fake the temps if need be”
    That expose that we’ve been crooked, crude and dumb
    Well, I’ll tell you what the Team is feeling tonight:
    We’re numb!
    We shake!
    We quail! We quake!
    And that’s what the Team is doing
    Tonight.

    ===|==============/ Keith DeHavelle

  7. Chewer says:

    The rest of thee world must be surprised and delighted that the USA has adopted suicidal tendencies.
    One of those Russians was correct when he said the Americans will kill themselves!

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