My California Secession Plan

California has natural boundaries for secession. Every place west of the red line is politically and geologically part of a different continent, and his headed out to sea.

It only seems fair to let them go, along with their 55 electoral votes. Think of it as a sanctuary state for accumulated strike-slip stress.

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25 Responses to My California Secession Plan

  1. Latitude says:

    works for me….

    Liberals are all flipping out…they are watching their globalization house of cards fall apart

  2. Jimmy Haigh says:

    And let’s see them not come groveling for Federal help once the big one hits…

  3. Colorado Wellington says:

    Heh. It looks nearly like John Fund’s map.

    • tonyheller says:

      Seems like we are about due to get a beer?

      • Colorado Wellington says:

        Yeah, it’s time for a few cold ones, now that I am recovering. I was exhausted every evening for weeks. Tired of winning, I think.

        • RAH says:

          Na, it’s something going around. I’ve had it too. One Jack & coke and it’s nap time but the nap turns into 5-6 hours. Then I’m up in the middle of the night until 3-4 AM and hit the sack again. Taking 3 times as long as usual to recover from runs that throw off my circadian rhythm.

          • Colorado Wellington says:

            Must be something going around Boulder, too. I’ve seen flags hung union down on homes that’ve never flown the flag before. I asked at Whole Foods if they are out of some essential organic items but they didn’t know. Looked sad, though.

      • R. Shearer says:

        If there is ever a meeting at Avery in Gunbarrel or Big Choice in Broomfield, or anywhere in between, I would be happy to buy a round.

  4. Brad says:

    And empty headed leftist ‘journalist’ think CA is the nation’s largest state.
    “creating a border-to-border sanctuary in the nation’s largest state”

    http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2017/01/30/calif-to-consider-enacting-statewide-sanctuary/

    • Theyouk says:

      “That’s some fine journalism, Lou…”
      Wow–this is all too typical these days. Welcome to the post-editing-before-publishing age.

  5. Theyouk says:

    Just two comments on the ‘geologically induced’ secession approach:
    1. Can we extend a ‘loop’ around a bit more of the Bay Area? Ideally including some of the east bay socialists (Berkeley and beyond)
    2. Can we retain the Santa Rita Hills? I don’t want to see the secessionists get away with all that great pinot noir…
    Otherwise, looks good to me. Oh, and let’s not forget about the new water meters going in at Hetch Hetchy…$2/gallon sounds about right.
    ;-)

  6. Laguna Beach Fogey says:

    Awesome! Our real estate values will shoot up even more. No doubt the tourists will keep clamoring to visit.

  7. Theyouk says:

    It would appear that the coastal elites of CA are looking to return California to Mexico. I’m happy that Pelosi, Gavin, Jerry Brown and others have opened their own homes up to undocumented immigrants.

  8. Edmonton Al says:

    Tell all the CA lefties that the state will secede.
    They will be so happy that, everyone will jump up and down.
    SNAP….
    Beforehand tho… … buy up property on the east side of the San Andreas Fault.
    Then you will have beach front property.
    ;^D

  9. Robertv says:

    And don’t forget the border fence with Canadastan !

  10. SxyxS says:

    Well,not a bade idea for your entire country.

    One half for the “we keep our jobs,boarders,culture,indepence& sane financial+immigration polices”.

    The other half with “full open boarders,more immigrants than you can take,
    pink haired pussyboys who can’t and won’t work nor a capable to have a family”

    And then lets see which part will go down the shithole very soon as money printing+huge debts will break the backbone of every nations currency
    and china + rest of the world will stopp selling you things for your worthless money.

    The results will be like communism,
    where people were promised heaven and got hell and tried to leave these communist shitholes,
    but this times noone should let them in so that they can clean up all the mess
    on their own.

    Trump also should build a huge refugee camp inside Beverly Hills,tear down all the walls that are protecting the huge mansions of immigration loving actors and forbid guided areas + make Beverly Hills a Free gun zone.

    And you will see how fast those actors((especially Barbara Streisand who cannot even tolerate that their house appears on google-we can just assume how she”ll react dozens of muslims camping on her territory ))
    will change their tune or start leaving USA towards canada as they promised.

    • Stewart Pid says:

      I like the refugee camp in Beverly Hills … add in windmills on every corner to power the sucker and you have a winning idea ;-)

  11. “Think of it as a sanctuary state for accumulated strike-slip stress”

    I’m effin’ dyin’!

  12. Ross says:

    When are they going to start building the desalination plant ( or should that be several plants).

  13. phodges says:

    Yup. That would make the rest of California like the rest of America- sane.

  14. Gail Combs says:

    It may be coming sooner than you think….

    California Democrats Threaten to Stop Paying Federal Taxes

    Oh, please, Oh, please Just do it…..

    THEN OPEN SEASON!!!

    • Latitude says:

      This is the oddest thing I’ve ever seen…

      Liberals are doubling down..on the very things that caused them to lose the election

      • Gail Combs says:

        Bro,
        Soros has delusions of starting a ‘Color Revolution’ (purple) here in the USA. That was why Hillary and her best buds were all wearing purple.

        They forgot that map Tony is so fond of showing and the fact that if you block traffic into the cities you have major mayhem in three days as the cities start looking like Venezuela.

        Big problem for the Lefties is they have stirred up so much Cold Anger they will be met with the fate of the leftist in the Bloom County May 2, 1982 cartoon. (above)

        See the comments to the article of The Gateway Pundit:
        Black Lives Matter Protesters: “WE NEED TO START KILLING PEOPLE”; Calls For Trump’s ASSASSINATION! (VIDEO) Those are some ANGRY people. I have met some of them back in the boonies and they are NOT playing games.

        Also SEE:
        Is Soros On The Ropes?

        AND Soros has funded at least 5 well known revolutions.
        Top 5 Revolutions Backed by George Soros

        I sure hope Trump can contain the powder keg Congress and the MSM is busy trying to light off.

        SEE: definition of Pre-suasion.
        The Left is trying to get the Useful Idiot Cannon fodder convinced that Trump is not only an illegitimate President by saying he did not win the popular vote, but that he is actually staging an illegal Coup to take over the US government because he is replacing Obama’s plants.

        Here is one of the Pre-suasion articles.
        [TRUMP] – Trial Balloon for a Coup?
        Unfortunately, from the comments the Cannon Fodder has taken the bait.

  15. evguy2 says:

    Tony, typo in the 2nd sentence.

  16. Loren says:

    Once they leave we are keeping OUR water.

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