Author Archives: Tony Heller

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No, Arctic Sea Ice Is Not Disappearing

During the past decade, the two years with the highest summer Arctic sea ice minimums were 2005 and 2006   Ocean and Ice Services | Danmarks Meteorologiske Institut  Arctic sea ice has returned to 2005/2006 levels. The Death Spiral is … Continue reading

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Understanding Swimming Pools

If you pour water into one end of a swimming pool, it raises the water across the entire pool. Water always seeks a level surface. The same thing is true with the oceans. If glacial melt was accelerating, then we … Continue reading

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My Patent Application

Please keep this hush-hush. I’ve designed a mechanism to make the national bird and all other raptors go extinct. Guaranteed to get the job done. It uses 100 meter long blades spinning at 100 miles per hour. Completely green and … Continue reading

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Ross Ice Shelf Receded 30 Miles By 1930

Alarmists blame global warming for melting the West Antarctic Ice Sheet, a process which has been going on for centuries. 21 Jul 1932 – A Warmer World.

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Understanding Consensus

Historically, the claim of consensus has been the first refuge of scoundrels; it is a way to avoid debate by claiming that the matter is already settled. Whenever you hear the consensus of scientists agrees on something or other, reach … Continue reading

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The Progressive IQ Test Continues

Antarctic sea ice has been above normal every day for the past 3-1/2 years. This could be very troublesome for alarmists, but they know that progressives are stupider than a bag of rocks, so they tell them that the West … Continue reading

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Progressives Sign Up For Dhimmitude

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St Patrick’s Day, 1936

On St. Patty’s Day, 1936 most of the Eastern US was underwater. The water at Pittsburgh was 46 feet deep.  My grandfather was rescued from downtown Pittsburgh by boat. Floodwaters threatened the Capitol Building and White House. 20 Mar 1936 … Continue reading

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Climate Progress In Syria

Syria is becoming a Joe Biden green Nirvana, with the electricity turned off. Other than burning human bodies, they have greatly reduced their greenhouse gas emissions. It is always Earth Hour in Syria

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Blaming Skeptics For The Weather

During the 16th century, 30,000 people were burned at the stake as witches, accused of “cooking the weather.” Progressives like Naomi Oreskes and Barack Obama have reverted to that 16th century mentality, blaming the weather on climate skeptics. The US is … Continue reading

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