Author Archives: Tony Heller

18.jpg (1024×576) Do not let your children in the water!

Almost every day now, Dear Leader comes up with a new explanation about why the Bill of Rights threatens our freedom, and why the only way he can keep us safe is for us to give up our freedoms – … Continue reading →

July 2013 was more than 6C cooler than July, 1934 Every station in Missouri set their all time high temperature record with CO2 below 350 PPM Station ID Date Degrees C APPLETON CITY USC00230204 1954.61 46.7 BOWLING GREEN 1 E … Continue reading →

He obviously isn’t keeping up with the latest expert opinion, which says that sea level will quickly rise 20 metres and wash his time capsule away. Last First: Setting Arctic time capsule emotional for team leader h/t to Betapug

Sea surface temperatures have declined during the 21st century, but the deep ocean has warmed. Through a mysterious tele-connection which is not completely understood at the Trenberth/Cayce Institute, the warm deep ocean water communicates with the atmosphere, and tells the … Continue reading →

If my daughters want to retrieve their notes they’ll need to travel north to find them. They’ll need to experience the arctic themselves, they’ll need to experience a place that is deeply important to their father, a place that may … Continue reading →

You don’t believe in witchcraft? Tell that to all the people struck by disease, car crashes and natural disasters. The existence of these events provides overwhelming proof that witches are ruining the lives of millions of Americans. Only a purge … Continue reading →

“I hope there are no climate change deniers in the Department of Interior,” she said. Only followers of the ManBearPig religion are permitted to work for the US government. If there are any, she invited them to visit public lands … Continue reading →

“The Arctic Has Melted”