Real Climate Science

Global warming is so bad, that they can’t even get a spike out of an El Nino any more.

Holland has been stopping sea level rise for hundreds of years, via the use of windmills

However, the modern wind farm concept was actually designed by HG Wells.

Charles Darwin – The Origin of Species

Climate experts now say that cold winters are Mann-made and threaten evolution. Because they are political hacks, not scientists.

President Obama’s plan to get nuclear weapons in Iranian hands, is nearly identical to the one Bill Clinton used to arm North Korea.

Published: October 22, 1994

Oct. 21 — After almost four months of difficult negotiations, the United States and North Korea signed an agreement today to end their dispute over North Korea’s nuclear program

After the signing today, North Korea’s chief negotiator, Kang Sok Ju, described it as “a very important milestone document of historic significance” that would resolve his country’s nuclear dispute with the United States “once and for all.”

He said the agreement, once put into effect, would resolve “all questions of the so-called nuclear weapons development by North Korea” that have raised “such unfounded concerns and suspicions.”

“We have neither the intention nor the plan to develop nuclear weapons,” Mr. Kang said.

At a news conference in Washington, President Clinton said the treaty was “a good deal for the United States.”

“The United States and international inspectors will carefully monitor North Korea to make sure it keeps its commitments,” he said. “Only as it does so will North Korea fully join the community of nations.”

U.S. and North Korea Sign Pact to End Nuclear Dispute – NYTimes.com

During the past decade, the two years with the highest summer Arctic sea ice minimums were 2005 and 2006

 

Ocean and Ice Services | Danmarks Meteorologiske Institut 

Arctic sea ice has returned to 2005/2006 levels. The Death Spiral is not happening.

Arctic sea ice area has also been flat over the past decade.

iphone.anomaly.arctic.png (512×412)

NSIDC creates not so clever graphs, which attempt to create the impression that Arctic ice is still declining. It isn’t. The Death Spiral is dead.

If you pour water into one end of a swimming pool, it raises the water across the entire pool. Water always seeks a level surface.

The same thing is true with the oceans. If glacial melt was accelerating, then we see acceleration in sea level rise rates at every tide gauge on the planet. All of the oceans are interconnected.

If glacial melt was accelerating, we would see an upwards curvature in tide gauge data, like this.

But we don’t. Tide gauges show no acceleration.

Tide gauges on the East Coast show no upwards curvature (acceleration)

Tide gauges in Northern Europe show no acceleration. Sea level is falling there

Tide gauges on the west coast show no change in sea level at all

People who claim that glacial melt is accelerating, are lying. If it was happening, upwards curvature would be visible at every tide gauge on the planet. We don’t see that.

Please keep this hush-hush. I’ve designed a mechanism to make the national bird and all other raptors go extinct. Guaranteed to get the job done.

It uses 100 meter long blades spinning at 100 miles per hour. Completely green and wind powered.

Don’t tell anyone!

Alarmists blame global warming for melting the West Antarctic Ice Sheet, a process which has been going on for centuries.

21 Jul 1932 – A Warmer World.

Historically, the claim of consensus has been the first refuge of scoundrels; it is a way to avoid debate by claiming that the matter is already settled. Whenever you hear the consensus of scientists agrees on something or other, reach for your wallet, because you’re being had.

– Michael Crichton

Antarctic sea ice has been above normal every day for the past 3-1/2 years.

This could be very troublesome for alarmists, but they know that progressives are stupider than a bag of rocks, so they tell them that the West Antarctic Ice Sheet is rapidly melting down and will drown them all. They attribute it to warm sea water.

Only problem is, the water around West Antarctica is running far below normal temperature.

This won’t trouble progressives. They will believe any lies their messiah’s minions tell them.