Real Climate Science

The White House has released the final numbers, and 98% of Americans did not purchase Obamacare.

A few years ago, the genius Tamino did a blog post saying how stupid I was for claiming that snow cover was increasing.

http://climate.rutgers.edu/snowcover/table_area.php?ui_set=1&ui_sort=0

Early April ice cover is 700% of normal

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Ice cover is more than double what it was on this date in 1979

http://www.glerl.noaa.gov/data/ice/atlas/ice_charts/1979/pages/c79apr02_jpg.htm

http://news.google.com/

Energy efficient CO2 appliances will soon make Great Lakes ice cubes for your drink, while simultaneously cooking your tofu using the missing heat.

More advanced models will use the carbonation from your drink as the heat source.

During March, 2012 the US was huge, and represented the global climate. In 2014, the US is tiny and experiencing extreme weather caused by global warming – just as they predicted.

A British sniper in Afghanistan killed six insurgents with a single bullet after hitting the trigger switch of a suicide bomber whose device then exploded, The Telegraph has learnt.

The 20-year-old marksman, a Lance Corporal in the Coldstream Guards, hit his target from 930 yards (850 metres) away, killing the suicide bomber and five others around him caught in the blast.

British-sniper-in-Afghanistan-kills-six-Taliban-with-one-bullet.html

The White House is excitedly claiming that 7 million people signed up for Obamacare in 2013/2014.

Ignoring that their number is probably total BS, it works out to a whopping 2% of the US, which the White House calls “universal health care.”

According to NASA, the 1880’s was the coldest decade on record in the US.

During that decade, the US was hit by 25 hurricanes, including 5 major hurricanes – one of which wiped Indianola, Texas off the map.

One could conclude that experts who link hurricanes to warming are :

1. Incompetent
2. Criminal
3. All of the above