Real Climate Science

The Bryan Times

Scoundrels at NOAA and NASA have been working tirelessly to rewrite the history of the period, but sadly for them, the Internet never forgets.

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Cave of the Winds is where ManBearPig lives

B-r-r-r-r: New Ice Age on way soon?

Chicago Tribune
Date: Mar 2, 1975

In the last decade, the Arctic ice and snow cap has expanded 12 per cent, and for the first time in this century. ships making for Iceland ports have been impeded by drifting ice.

PQ Archiver – ChicagoTribune.com

NASA didn’t like this inconvenient cooling from 1940 to 1980, so they simply erased it.

And NSIDC doesn’t like the growth in Arctic ice prior to 1975, so they pretend it never happened and start their graphs at the peak in 1979.

Revealed: American family rescued by Muslim hero of attack on Kenya’s Westgate mall – Telegraph

This should be a mandatory viewing for every school child (and adult) in America.

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CO2 traps heat, so adding more CO2 will trap even more heat. Eventually the earth becomes uninhabitable.

Using this ingenious logic :

• If one window shade makes the room completely dark, then two window shades will make the room twice as dark
• If one goalkeeper stops 98% of shots on goal, then two goalkeepers will stop 196% of shots.
• If one progressive has an IQ of 30, then two progressives will have an IQ of 60

You really can’t make up stupid like this. There haven’t been any hurricanes in the US this season.

Hurricane season: extreme weather in the US – in pictures | World news | theguardian.com

Hansen’s most recent global data tampering can be seen below, plotted on top of his 1988 forecasts. One year ago (purple) he was well below his zero emissions scenario C – but around the end of 2012 he bumped the recent years (blue) up to get temperatures closer to Scenario C.

If this were an actual field of science, these buffoons would get laughed out of town. Not only are they cheating, but even the tampered data completely wrecks their theory.

Fossil fuels are the key to western civilization.

Therefore we have to find something to blame on fossil fuels. The global warming thing turned out to be a total bust, so we made up some other nonsense about climate change and ocean acidification.

The most important thing to remember is that progressives are infants permanently tied to the government umbilical cord, and will believe any nonsensical story we come up with, no matter how stupid is.

Laboratory for Satellite Altimetry / Sea level rise

The bloated satellite sea level numbers are based on the theory that a huge mountain of water is piling up at one spot in the bathtub.