Big Lie Needs Just A Few Big Liars

  • 97% consensus
  • Antarctica is the fastest warming place on earth
  • Sandy was the biggest hurricane ever
  • Colorado floods were 1,000 year event
  • CO2 rise came before ice core temperature rise
  • 20 metres of sea level rise on the way
  • Unprecedented warming since 1850
  • Weather is getting more extreme
  • Weather is getting hotter
  • Missing heat at the bottom of the sea
  • Warming is accelerating

Complete bullshit, but all they need is one scumbag to start the rumor, and then it gets repeated a million times.

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Planning Christmas Vacation

Climate scientists tell us that life can’t survive in warm climates, so millions of people who were planning on spending their winter holiday in Mexico are now booking a vacation in Winnipeg.

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US July Maximum Temperatures Getting Cooler As CO2 Has Increased

If CO2 controls the climate as 97% of all intelligent people believe, then 307 PPM would fry the US and 400 PPM will keep us cool.

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Index of /pub/data/ghcn/daily/hcn/

Climate scientists tell us that colder is better, so we must set a goal of 2,000 PPM in order to bring back the glaciers to Chicago.

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I’m Not Kidding, And Don’t Call Me Shirley

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Light At The End Of The Tunnel

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Day 666 : New Antarctic Theory

Scientists have recently theorized that warm air and water is causing Antarctic sea ice to expand. This makes sense if you have the IQ of a turnip, so I propose a different theory which makes slightly more sense.

Today marks 666 consecutive days of above normal Antarctic sea ice. It is clear that Antarctic ice is being jointly controlled by Satan and big oil. Their agenda is to fool the public into not understanding that earth is doomed unless they offer sacrifices to the one true Gaia.

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September 19, 2013

According to a new poll, 57 percent of Americans believe that the devil exists.  Black people, 72 percent, and women, 61 percent, are most likely to believe that Satan is alive, according to the survey by YouGov.

Poll: 57 Percent of Americans Believe Devil Exists

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Obama Sets The Stage To Criminalize Breathing

If you’re pumping more than your legal limit of CO2 into the sky, well then, you sir, are a criminal.

Report: Obama aims to ‘criminalize’ CO2 emissions | JunkScience.com

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Learning To Be Good Victims

Nineteen men with box cutters brought America to its knees and started an endless series of completely pointless wars. Had the airplane pilots been properly armed, none of this would have happened.

In the last few years we have had two military bases attacked by lone soldier nut jobs armed with pistols and a shotgun. Had the soldiers at those military bases been properly armed, none of this would have happened.

Government and CNN wants us all to be helpless victims and give up our Constitutional rights. Within a few minutes of the DC shotgun attack, Diane Feinstein was calling for a ban on rifles.

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Petermann Glacier Devastation Update

In 2010, NASA and the press got hysterical about a chunk of ice which calved off the Petermann Glacier in Greenland.

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NASA – Ice Island Calves off Petermann Glacier

Here is how it looks today.

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EOSDIS Worldview (Alpha)

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Climate Scientists Spend A Day At The Race Track

The hockey team recently spent a day at the race track. They used their government grants to purchase win-place-show tickets for every horse entered in every race.

At the end of the day they announced that they had picked all of the winners correctly, except for the fourth race where all the horses went lame.

Crikey Mann proudly showed off all nine of his winning tickets, along with his Nobel Peace Prize.

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