They Fooled Me!

I rode my bicycle to the gym this morning, and it was very cold outside, around 15F. But while I was working out I saw a local TV forecast of 60F for the afternoon.

This created a dilemma for riding to work, balancing being underdressed in the morning vs.  overdressed in the afternoon. I guessed wrong – temperature at 1:40 pm is only 36F. The weather experts missed the forecast by more than twenty degrees.

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Anasazi Liberated By Marcott

The Anasazi returned to Chaco Canyon today, upon receiving news that Marcott has proven that the MWP never happened.

One or more of three intense and persistent droughts impacted some Native American cultures in the early-11th, middle-12th and late-13th centuries, including the Anasazi, Fremont, Lovelock, and Mississippian (Cahokian) prehistorical cultures. Tree-ring-based reconstructions of precipitation and temperature indicate that warm drought periods occurred between AD 990 and 1060, AD 1135 and 1170, and AD 1276 and 1297.

Possible impacts of early-11th-, middle-12th-, and late-13th-century droughts on western Native Americans and the Mississippian Cahokians

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Nathan Jr.

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Criminals, Mass Murderers Agree To Abide By Colorado’s Gun Grab

Local mass murders union #1043 issued a statement today saying that they support Colorado’s Democratic Party gun grab, and promise not to use magazines larger than 15 rounds when committing crimes in Colorado.

The rapist union however was very upset that Republicans killed the Defense of Rapists Act.

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Did February Traumatize Hansen?

It is almost April, and Hansen hasn’t published his February numbers yet. It is hard work figuring out how to jack up plummeting temperatures.

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Raping Science

Once again, science is forced to bend over for another hockey stick.

Their timing couldn’t have been better – trying to convince a frozen country that they are experiencing unprecedented heat.

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McKitten Wants To Turn Off Fossil Fuels At Frozen Minnesota Colleges

350.org launched a new fossil fuel divestment campaign this past fall, and in less than 4 months campaigns have sprung up on over 250 colleges and universities across the country.  In the picture on the right, you can see Bill McKibben meeting with student leaders from around Minnesota.  From big schools like the University of Minnesota to small liberal arts colleges like Gustavus Adolphus College, the idea of divestment is spreading like wildfire.  Active campaigns now exist on 12 colleges and universities in Minnesota.  To get plugged in, email [email protected] and she can refer you to the group leaders.

Divestment Minnesota

They need to get unplugged, not plugged in.

Dear Patty,
You should show that you are serious about reducing fossil fuel consumption, by convincing everyone at Minnesota colleges to turn off their heat. That would help reduce the global warming problem you are suffering from.
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Anyone Remember Intelligent?

In December, Paul Douglas was sure that global warming had destroyed the planet.

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He has a different complaint now.

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Twitter / pdouglasweather: Grateful for a lack of bugs …

h/t to Tom Nelson

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Coloring Between The Lines

Climate experts tell us that unless the ice extends exactly to the officially decreed orange line, the climate is going to do some really really bad shit and kill us all.

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IQ Test

This IQ test is a guaranteed fail for Democrats.

Which one of these two armed men threatens your safety?

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