Criminals, Mass Murderers Agree To Abide By Colorado’s Gun Grab

Local mass murders union #1043 issued a statement today saying that they support Colorado’s Democratic Party gun grab, and promise not to use magazines larger than 15 rounds when committing crimes in Colorado.

The rapist union however was very upset that Republicans killed the Defense of Rapists Act.

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Did February Traumatize Hansen?

It is almost April, and Hansen hasn’t published his February numbers yet. It is hard work figuring out how to jack up plummeting temperatures.

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Raping Science

Once again, science is forced to bend over for another hockey stick.

Their timing couldn’t have been better – trying to convince a frozen country that they are experiencing unprecedented heat.

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McKitten Wants To Turn Off Fossil Fuels At Frozen Minnesota Colleges

350.org launched a new fossil fuel divestment campaign this past fall, and in less than 4 months campaigns have sprung up on over 250 colleges and universities across the country.  In the picture on the right, you can see Bill McKibben meeting with student leaders from around Minnesota.  From big schools like the University of Minnesota to small liberal arts colleges like Gustavus Adolphus College, the idea of divestment is spreading like wildfire.  Active campaigns now exist on 12 colleges and universities in Minnesota.  To get plugged in, email [email protected] and she can refer you to the group leaders.

Divestment Minnesota

They need to get unplugged, not plugged in.

Dear Patty,
You should show that you are serious about reducing fossil fuel consumption, by convincing everyone at Minnesota colleges to turn off their heat. That would help reduce the global warming problem you are suffering from.
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Anyone Remember Intelligent?

In December, Paul Douglas was sure that global warming had destroyed the planet.

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He has a different complaint now.

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Twitter / pdouglasweather: Grateful for a lack of bugs …

h/t to Tom Nelson

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Coloring Between The Lines

Climate experts tell us that unless the ice extends exactly to the officially decreed orange line, the climate is going to do some really really bad shit and kill us all.

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IQ Test

This IQ test is a guaranteed fail for Democrats.

Which one of these two armed men threatens your safety?

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NRDC – New England Skiing Doomed

In December, NRDC told us that global warming had ruined New England skiing.

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www.nrdc.org/globalwarming/files/climate-impacts-winter-tourism-report.pdf

You can see the devastation here – live :

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Sugarbush Live Vermont Webcams

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That Is Called The US Constitution, Stupid

“They get bitter, they cling to guns or religion”

– Barack Obama  April, 2008

The word cling implies that someone is trying to take something away from you. Perhaps the self-acclaimed constitutional scholar never actually read the US Constitution?

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

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Lack Of Warming Projected To Turn Many Writers Into Blatant Criminals

Major hurricane strikes are at an all-time low in the US, with none occurring for eight years. From this information, Romm concludes that they are on the increase.

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Five Katrinas A Decade? Warming Projected To Boost Extreme Storm Surges Ten-Fold | ThinkProgress

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