Not to worry Jim! I’ve got you covered.

Tottenham 1-1 Manchester United | Premier League match report | Football | The Guardian
Clint Dempsey kicks Sir Alex Ferguson’s ass in injury time. Note the “thing of the past” falling from the sky.
This goes out to the New York State Rifle and Pistol Association, the National Rifle Association, Christopher Fountain (you shameless scumbag), and everyone else who has threatened the Journal News and Gawker reporters and employees.
None of these people or organizations have threatened anyone. The Journals News is apparent staffed by paranoid left wing psychotics, and are exactly the reason why gun registration is a terrible idea.
h/t to Blade
LiveLeak.com – NBC Admits No Assault Rifle Used At Sandy Hook
There were four handguns in the school, and no rifle. Perhaps Lanza hid the rifle after he shot himself in the head.
The Cuomo/Feinstein/Obama rifle grab is apparently based on a big lie, like the one from 1938 in Germany.
h/t to Dave G
In 1888, with low CO2 levels, snow was caused by cold air. There simply wasn’t enough moisture in the atmosphere to produce heavy snowfalls.
Man-made CO2 has changed everything, and an overheated atmosphere now produces very heavy snowfalls.
This is basic physics, which “bat shit crazy white racists“ are simply incapable of understanding.
Courageous Pennsylvania School Officials Nab 5-Year Old Terrorist
Talking with a friend about a pink toy bubble gun got a five-year-old kindergarten girl in the Mount Carmel Area School District labeled as a terrorist threat
The girl should sue Pennsylvania for profiling. While it is true that five year old American girls are responsible for most of the world’s terrorism, the state had no right to profile her that way.
h/t to Dave G
Obama is taking his oath of office in a secret ceremony today. This is the first time this has happened in US history. Obama’s explanation for the secrecy is that the event is occurring on a Sunday, despite the fact that there have been six Sunday inaugurations in the past.
Obama to take official oath in private ceremony Sunday – NBC Politics
We the people, are not entitled to see the coronation of the scumbag in chief.
First he said that he doesn’t charge $10,000 for talks. Then he said that he does, but blamed it on his agent and Heartland.
HEARTLAND HYPOCRISY… | Facebook
He may lie about his finances, but the hockey stick is completely legit.
He also doesn’t claims that he doesn’t understand the difference between investigative reporting – and theft, fraud and forgery. No surprise there.
h/t to Tom Nelson
Snow is a thing of the past.
Snowpocalypse Russia: ‘Snow tsunami’ swallows streets, cars, buildings (PHOTOS) — RT
A few weeks ago Obama was telling us that he had killed Osama (twice) and had wiped out Al Qaeda.