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What if America’s Leaders Actually Want Catastrophic Climate Change?

What if the leaders of the United States — and by leaders I mean the generals in the Pentagon, the corporate executives of the country’s largest enterprises, and the top officials in government — have secretly concluded that while world-wide climate change is indeed going to be catastrophic, the US, or more broadly speaking, North America, is fortuitously situated to come out on top in the resulting global struggle for survival?

Thinking the Unthinkable: What if America’s Leaders Actually Want Catastrophic Climate Change? | This Can’t Be Happening

Doha is just a distraction. All of the world leaders are in Dayton at Area 51 – plotting with Martians.

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Thawing permafrost covering almost a quarter of the northern hemisphere could “significantly amplify global warming” at a time when the world is already struggling to reign in rising greenhouse gases, a U.N. report said on Tuesday.

UN says thawing permafrost to boost global warming – CBS News

Most of the northern hemisphere is ocean, but the UN report is close enough for government work. The important thing is that according to the UN, the land areas are mostly frozen wasteland – and are going to belch out massive amounts of methane and kill us all.

It is already happening! And this is on top of the fact that all Himalayan glaciers will be gone by 2035 ™UN.

Weather Forecast Ojmjakon, Russia | Ojmjakon Weather | Wunderground

In order to address valid criticism from David Appell, I am unofficially renaming the blog “The International  Peer-Reviewed Journal For Exposing Global Warming Bullshit”  All articles will be peer reviewed by the readers, and a comment section will be provided.

I’m doing this because it is always important to have your global warming articles vetted by other people who are slopping at the same trough.

Please use the words et al when you post, to make it sound very official and scientific. For example :

Hansen, Mann, Trenberth, and other clowns, et al.

Simply make up “facts” that support the politburo agenda, like 2012 being the hottest year ever or that the climate is in unknown territory. Then plop an official US government stamp on your intellectual and moral panty waste.

The startling report actually exposes the national security dangers of global warming. Climate change is accelerating at such a fast pace that it will put severe strains on U.S. military and intelligence agencies in the coming years, the CIA-sanctioned study found. The changes will trigger increasingly disruptive developments around the world as well.

“Scientific evidence indicates that the global climate is moving outside the bounds of past experience and can be expected to put new stresses on societies around the world, prompting examination of a variety of plausible scenarios through which climate change might pose or alter security risks for the United States,” according to a summary from the report. It goes on to offer an improved understanding of the links between climate and security as well as the ability to anticipate potential security risks arising from “climate phenomena.”

CIA Quietly Closes Global Warming Unit | The Moral Liberal

The CIA said the same crap in 1974, only it was about global cooling.The important rule for government employees is to always check with the current administration as to what the official lie is this week.

www.climatemonitor.it/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/1974.pdf

http://trove.nla.gov.au/

If the huge number of coal plants being built in other countries had any impact on CO2 levels, it would be impossible for Obama to control the climate thermostat. Fortunately, only evil American CO2 affects the climate.

More than 1,000 new coal plants planned worldwide, figures show | Environment | The Guardian

h/t to Dave G

Check out this collection of gems from leading warmist intellect, David Appell.

Front page news at The Guardian!

Latest US news, world news, sport and comment from the Guardian | guardiannews.com | The Guardian

This event has repeated it itself every few decades. One might expect that newspaper publishers would know a little about their favorite talking points? Apparently they must have missed some past newspaper issues, like this one from 100 years ago saying that Alaska’s largest glacier was receding fifteen feet per day.

14 Sep 1912 – A RECEDING GLACIER. HARBOUR BEING MADE. VANCOUVE…

or perhaps this one from 110 years ago?

http://trove.nla.gov.au/

Or this one from 60 years ago?

18 Feb 1952 – POLAR ICE THAW INCREASING GLACIERS SAID TO [?] M…

Ore this one from 90 years ago?

http://news.google.com/newspapers

Ice has been melting for 15,000 years – since the end of the last ice age. Global warmers are quite possibly the stupidest people to every occupy the planet.

Experts tell us that Antarctic sea ice is expanding because of cold winds caused by the man-made ozone hole.

Experts also tell us that Antarctica is warming and melting because of man-made global warming, and that Penguins are threatened by declining sea ice.

This all makes perfect sense if you have the IQ of a turnip.