My Nobel Prize

I live in a country which elected Nobel Prize Winner Barack Obama, so I am going to add the Nobel Prize to my resume.

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Will Sandy Knock Out McKitten’s Electricity And Stop Him From Being A Twit?

(1) Bill McKibben (billmckibben) on Twitter

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Trenberth Wins The Nobel Prize

Kevin Trenberth has determined that the yellow spot east of New Jersey was caused by global warming.

The sea surface temperatures along the coast are 5 degrees F. or more above average and 1 degree F. is from global warming. Stronger storm and more precipitation results.

The “Frankenstorm” and Global Warming – NYTimes.com

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This must mean that the blue spot east of Brazil is caused by global cooling.

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Obama Hoping To Make America’s Children Hate Their Parents

Half the country is still considering voting for the psychotic Bolshevik revolutionary in chief.

A new video from the founders of a celebrated advertising agency features children “of the future” singing about the aftermath of a Mitt Romney presidency: A world where sick people are required to “just die,” the atmosphere is “frying,” gays can be “fixed” and “oil fills the sea.”

The children, who stare blankly at the camera throughout the video, even take pains to explicitly mention that they blame “mom and dad” for all those horrors.

Children ‘of the future’ blame ‘Mom and Dad’ for electing Mitt Romney

 

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This Never Happened

 The Milwaukee Sentinel – Sep 21, 1938

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Sandy Is The Worst Thing That Ever Happened

You can think of Sandy as being a huge left-wing circle jerk.

Hurricane Sandy, could be the largest storm ever to hit the United States, according to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration.

US ‘expecting the worst’ from Sandy – World News | TVNZ

Yes, and Michael Mann won the Nobel prize.

Twitter / billmckibben: CT Gov: “This is the largest …

It could be the largest threat to human intelligence, since McKitten’s last tweet.

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Vote Early, Before You Find Out The Truth About Libya

One of these days the shit is going to hit the fan about Libya, and I hope that it will be too late for you to cast an informed ballot.

My name is Candy Crowley, and I approved of this message.

Can I have that press secretary job now?

No you are too fat.

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Manchester United’s Twelve Men Slip Past Chelsea’s Nine

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Below350.org

When CO2 was below 350 ppm, hurricanes were frustrated by the lack of loaded dice.

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Can Obama Save Detroit Again?

Obama tells us that a few years ago, evil Republicans schemed to shut down all the automotive companies and put millions of union people out of work. He rescued their jobs with the Chevy Volt, which already has sales in the hundreds.

Detroit finds themselves in trouble again, down 3-0 in the World Series. I suggest putting Obama in the pitching rotation. Do they need a limp wristed far leftie tonight?

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