Christian Strawman Monitor Jumps In The Dung Heap

In the post, climate change skeptic and blogger Steven Goddard states that Antarctic sea ice reached its highest level ever recorded for the 256th day of the calendar year on Sept. 12. He reasons that the Southern Hemisphere must be balancing the warming of the Northern Hemisphere by becoming colder (and thus, net global warming is zero).

While Arctic melts, Antarctic ice hits record. Is warming debunked? – CSMonitor.com

My post did not mention global warming or the net energy balance. They couldn’t find anything wrong with what I said, so they fabricated a straw man argument, attributed it to me,  and engaged in mental masturbation.

As far as the “warming has long been expected to hit the Arctic first” argument goes, once again it is a straw man argument to hide the fact that Antarctica is cooling and wrecking the critical polar amplification component of their failed theory. None of them expected Antarctic sea ice to hit a record high.

I did appreciate their Charmin ad though, because you need double ply to clean up the stink.

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Wilhelm’s Horse Farts Caused The Rhine To Dry Up

05 Dec 1895 – DROUGHT IN GERMANY.

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McKitten Hoping To Bring Back The Good Old Days Of Climate Safety

29 Sep 1925 – FLOODS IN CHINA. HEAVY LOSS OF LIFE. PEKING, Sep…

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The Obama Achievement Clock Keeps Ticking

In 2008, Obama complained that Bush increased the debt by three trillion in eight years. Apparently that just wasn’t fast enough for Obama’s tastes.

http://moveleft.org/obamas_promises/www-barackobama-com_issues_fiscal.pdf

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Jeff Masters Lowers The Freezing Point Of Water By 120 Degrees

Rain showers at -94F. Nice forecast Jeff.

Weather Forecast Vostok, Antarctica | Vostok Weather | Wunderground

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Morning Invocation

If you travel to either pole and freeze your nuts off, thou art required to report back to the congregation that you saw lots of ice melting – as the great prophets, Gore, Hansen  and Trenberth recently did.

Your eyes were blinded by the Koch brothers, and you know not what you saw.

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I Predict Final Collapse Of The Global Warming Scam Within Four Years

Arctic expert predicts final collapse of sea ice within four years | Environment | guardian.co.uk

Antarctica currently has the most sea ice ever recorded for the date, which is 17,000 Manhattans larger than the greatest amount of sea ice ever recorded in the Arctic. Most geographers actually consider the southern hemisphere to be part of the globe.

In 2007, Wadhams made the identical prediction for 2012/2013. Perhaps he is facing the final collapse of his funding?

BBC NEWS | Science/Nature | Arctic summers ice-free ‘by 2013’

Since I started writing this post, six new Manhattans of ice have formed in the Arctic.

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Another Obama Venture Bites the Dust

Siemens Layoffs: Wind energy company to lay off 400 at Fort Madison, Iowa, wind turbine blade plant

Siemens Layoffs: Energy company to lay off 400 at Fort Madison, Iowa, wind turbine blade plant | abc7chicago.com

If not for Obama’s stimulus, unemployment would be 122% right now. He has saved or created 16 trillion green jobs.

h/t to Dave G

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Doomed Arctic Gains Four Thousand Manhattans Of Ice In Two Days

A new Manhattan of ice is forming in the Arctic every 43 seconds. This must be terribly confusing to the Polar Bears, which all died this summer due to ice-free conditions.

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Another Statistic Bites The Dust

Our friends used to be obsessed with the record highs to record lows ratio, until it went south. The ratio of record lows to record highs is almost 4:1 over the last three days.

HAMweather Climate Center – Record Events – Continental US View

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