IceFreeArcticLLC Press Release
June, 2008
CEO Jaymark Zwalserslowski announces that at the current rate of growth, our company will be debt free by 2012
2012 update
CEO Jaymark Zwalserslowski announces that the 2008 announcement was a scenario, not a prediction. Any money we may have taken in as a result of our 2008 press release was purely conincidental
arctic.io – Arctic Terra – (2012/234)
When NSIDC declares a record minimum, it will be based on the fact that there is no ice in the picture above.
Polar Bears are being forced to ignore the several thousand ice floes near Alaska, because experts say that they don’t actually exist.
In 2008, Mark Serreze forecast an ice free North Pole due to the thin ice, which prompted Lewis Pugh to set out in a kayak. He only made it a few miles.
NASA’s top Arctic expert said that the whole Arctic was looking to be gone by 2012, and the Navy’s top expert said 2013 was conservative.
The North Pole still seems to be covered with ice four years later, but alarmists are excited about the prospect that some meaningless number with a +/- 20% variance in interpretation may come in slightly below the same meaningless number from 2007.
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Also, PIOMAS tells us that the ice is less than half as thick as it was in 2008, the year it was supposed to melt out because it was so thin.
A three ringed circus of buffoons.
The left is doing their best to demonstrate that they are even dumber than the Monty Python witch burners.
Almost seven years have passed since Florida was hit by a hurricane, the longest such period on record. Florida averages almost one hurricane per year. During the 1870s, Florida was hit by 12 hurricanes.
What kind of raging moron would attribute a Florida hurricane to climate change?
Besides being evil and mentally disturbed, the left is stupider than people who think they were turned into a newt.
Not really, but they pretended to show up for two hours this summer – and then printed one of the biggest lies in their history.
Satellites See Unprecedented Greenland Ice Sheet Surface Melt
NASA – Satellites See Unprecedented Greenland Ice Sheet Surface Melt
“Ice cores from Summit show that melting events of this type occur about once every 150 years on average. With the last one happening in 1889, this event is right on time,” says Lora Koenig, a Goddard glaciologist and a member of the research team analyzing the satellite data.
During the first 30 years of the 20th century, Antarctic sea ice was rapidly retreating.
Now Antarctic sea ice is rapidly expanding, as Gore Hansen and Trenberth discovered on their spectacularly failed meltdown trip last summer.
This proves that sometimes sea ice retreats, and sometimes it expands. Alarmists only see half the cycle, because they are mentally ill.
“Examination of several proxy records (e.g., sediment cores) of sea ice indicate ice-free or near ice-free summer conditions for at least some time during the period of 15,000 to 5,000 years ago”
There are no known natural mechanisms which could cause the Arctic to be ice free, so it had to be your fault.
200-300% of normal precipitation earns Georgia the exceptional drought prize from the climate buffoons in Washington.
