SOT – Gomez 28 – Drogba 8

Mario Gomez v Didier Drogba – the stats to unnerve all Chelsea fans | Radio talkSPORT

These four players scored more than half of Chelsea’s key Champions League playoff goals.

Ramires, Terry, Ivanovich, Meireles

Drogba is going to have to play the best game of his life tomorrow.

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Consensus Science Means Agreement Of The Clueless

con-sen-sus : n. aka circle-jerk

One hundred years ago, Alfred Wegener proposed the breathtakingly obvious theory that continents moved and at one time were joined.

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For 60 years, 97% of scientists refused to accept the overwhelming volume of evidence. Even though they could see land moving along faults, and they could see seashells on mountain peaks – they couldn’t believe that land moved.

“Utter, damned rot!” said the president of the prestigious American Philosophical Society.

Anyone who “valued his reputation for scientific sanity” would never dare support such a theory, said a British geologist.

“If we are to believe in Wegener’s hypothesis we must forget everything which has been learned in the past 70 years and start all over again.” Geologist R. Thomas Chamberlain

“further discussion of it merely incumbers the literature and befogs the mind of fellow students.”    Geologist Barry Willis

Consensus science is the equivalent of a bunch of twelve year old girls spreading gossip about someone they barely know. The Wegener Institute now disgraces the name of its founder.

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Manbearpig Finds True Love

Al Gore’s new girlfriend: Former vice president dating wealthy California philanthropist 

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Birther Miriam Clears It Up

Miriam made Barack Obama rich, but in 1991 didn’t fact check information she received from (undisclosed source) about his country of birth, before she became the first birther when she wrote his promotional pamphlet.

Neither Barack Obama nor any of his family or acquaintances ever noticed that she had listed his country of birth as Kenya. Over the next 16 years she made several revisions of the bio on her company web site – all saying that he was born in Kenya. Despite his book becoming a best seller and him becoming a US Senator, not a single person on the planet during those 16 years noticed that she had repeated the same error over and over again.

She was dead wrong for 16 years, but you can completely trust her now. Obama the narcissist had nothing to do with it, and was actually incapable of proofreading one paragraph about himself any time over a sixteen year period.

1991

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My Champions League Forecast

Both teams have been looking pretty lame since the semifinals, and this game lacks the excitement of last year – when Barcelona was at the top of their game.

My forecast is that unless the cable guy gets here very soon, my cable will still be without signal and I won’t see the match.

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My UAH May Forecast

0.23

Down from 0.29 in April.

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Polar Bear Drowning Season Kicks Off

Barrow made it above freezing yesterday for the first time in seven months. This marks the official beginning of the Polar Bear drowning season.

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What Breitbart Should Have Said

The story should have started :

“Obama’s literary agent listed him as Kenya born for almost two decades – while he was a US senator and until a year before the presidential election. Obama apparently never objected”

The dispersed and semi-incoherent information they have been trickling out is giving cover to the usual scumbags. This is not a birther story and Breitbart was negligent to frame it that way.  It is a story about Obama and his insiders.

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Thirty Two Years Ago Today

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The Zwally Death Spiral

NASA says that the Arctic may be ice free this summer. Below I projected a likely path for the imminent death spiral. Don’t be fooled by high extent values over the next couple of weeks.

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