Real Climate Science

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CO2 was a very safe 310 ppm at the time.

http://trove.nla.gov.au/

How did the US survive all that global weirding?

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http://query.nytimes.com/

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Julia and other greens around the world believe that sacrifices must be made in order to control the climate. This is an age old idea which was used extensively by the Aztecs. It was well known at the time that global warming was ubiquitous and caused by a lack of human blood being spilled.

Politicians now take a more subtle approach to human sacrifice. By raising energy prices, they can freeze people to death silently in their homes, which has the same effect of appeasing the CO2 gods.

http://trove.nla.gov.au/

Red shows areas where ice has melted or moved away.

93% of Australia has received above normal precipitation during the last year. Julia thinks she can fix the drought with massive tax increases.

http://www.bom.gov.au/

87% of the country has averaged below normal temperatures during the last year. Julia hopes to make it even colder with her taxes.

http://www.bom.gov.au/