Monthly Archives: March 2013

Guardian Explains How Ice Melting At -30C Causes Ice To Form At -20C

Scientists link frozen spring to dramatic Arctic sea ice loss | Environment | guardian.co.uk In tomorrow’s paper, they will explain why a witch weighs the same as a duck.

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Ehrlich Expected To Die In A Holocaust Thirty Years Ago

28 July 1971 “I’m scared,” the lean, intense scientist (Paul Ehrlich) told an interviewer. “I have a teenage daughter whom I love very much. I know a lot of young people, and their world is being destroyed – my world … Continue reading

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This Is What Global Warming And Permanent Drought Looks Like

HAMweather: Record Events for The Past 7 Days

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A Few Hanging Chads Away From Disaster

This crook was just a few hanging chads away from being elected President in 2000 “Time has come” for a carbon tax March 21, 2013 – Al Gore Al’s Journal : “Time has come” for a carbon tax

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Making New York Safe

Bloomberg is always looking for ways to forcibly improve the quality of life in New York. He could eliminate sexually transmitted disease, overpopulation, and rape – by simply castrating all men in New York. There are very good reasons why we have … Continue reading

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America Once Ran Off Unsustainable Green Energy

The Anasazi lived in harmony with nature, until they ran out of firewood and got wiped out by a 75 year long drought during the 13th century. NASA’s top climate expert says that droughts are caused by your SUV, and … Continue reading

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Repairs Begin At The Greenland Country Club

Last summer, the center of the Greenland ice sheet rose barely above freezing for a couple of hours. This caused a massive meltdown which was widely touted by the press, and resulted in several snowflakes suffering rounded edges. With temperatures up … Continue reading

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New York Times Announces Their Support For The Borg

Three Cheers for the Nanny State – NYTimes.com “Why do you resist? We only wish to raise quality of life for all species.” Locutus Of Borg

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Coldest March In The US Since 1969?

The average March 2013 US temperature has actually been declining over the past week due to very cold weather, and is now just a whisker above being the coldest March since 1969. The warmest March occurred in 1910.

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First White Appears On DC Cherry Trees

Cherry blossoms are running late this year at the Tidal Basin due to cold weather, but the first white has appeared on the trees – in the form of snow. National Park Service Webcam

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