How Do You Know Global Warming Is Real?

Q. How do you know that global warming is real?

A. She turned me into a newt.

Not to be an alarmist, but the signs of global warming are everywhere.  From melting ice caps and rising sea levels to increasing sea and air temperatures, symptoms of the “greenhouse effect” are ever present.  And while these sound like academic consequences of a purely scientific problem, there are real global warming consequences to life on earth, ranging from the spreading of disease to the degradation of air quality.

The Meltdown

It’s well known by now that the ice caps are melting.  Images of polar bears searching for firm footing run rampant throughout the media.  But did you know that NASA satellite images show, in the North Pole, that ice caps are losing up to 8.5 percent of their summer sea ice every ten years?  Some estimates have a loss of 60% of said ice by the early next century.

What are the Signs of Global Warming?

Those would be the polar ice caps which have the fourth highest extent on record.

About Tony Heller

Just having fun
This entry was posted in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink.

24 Responses to How Do You Know Global Warming Is Real?

  1. Andy Oz says:

    The alarmist morons are channelling Tolkien now as well. More proof that they are a complete bunch of nincompoops. And us taxpayers are paying for this!! Geez zus!!!!
    And by crikey, south Texas is Rohan!!!
    http://arstechnica.com/science/2013/12/climate-study-the-shire-is-new-zealand-mordor-is-south-texas/

    • David A says:

      Mordor is now on the Potomac.

    • NikFromNYC says:

      Mainstream wonk, jet pilot, movie producer, and late night Fox News vampire Bill Whittle to our dark Tolkienesque rescue:

      “I don’t know if we can stop the destruction of everything we love in this world. I don’t know that we can destroy this all-seeing eye that seems to watch us all now, day and night, in this once-free land. I don’t know if all of my efforts will amount to anything at all, in the end, and I don’t know if yours will either.

      I only know that every day I will make a decision to do everything I can to make sure my land, my realm, my America does not fall into darkness today.”

      http://www.billwhittle.com/commentary/shards

  2. lorne50 says:

    WOW what a waste of money really that’s what they do for a living???

  3. R. de Haan says:

    “FREAK WEATHER” is the new mantra of climate change.
    And it no longer matters if it is warm or cold: http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/354006/Climate-change-warning-Killer-winter-storms-for-next-THIRTY-years

  4. bubbagyro says:

    Why do you look so sad? Yes, Atreyu, it is the Nothing emanating from the Ice Queen’s kingdom…You must mount Falkor and away!

  5. Baa Humbug says:

    What are the signs of Global Warming?
    Why it’s snowing in Australia in December. That’s a sign if ever I saw one 🙂

    http://www.news.com.au/technology/environment/snow-falling-in-australia-in-summer-that-is-all/story-e6frflp0-1226775945701

  6. Tel says:

    https://twitter.com/kevinpost/status/408972691937316864/photo/1/large

    A bit off topic, but teaching kids maths is obviously preparing them for a career in post-modern science. My apology if you guys have covered it already.

    • DmL says:

      I’m as tickled as the next person, but I’m pretty sure “not enough information” is an appropriate answer for this type of question.

  7. gator69 says:

    “Clearly we, as humans, are at an inflection point.”

    Part of the leftist mental disorder shows itself again, and self loathing turns on its neighbors.

  8. If one ice cap is melting and the other is getting colder, and we say the ice caps are melting, we are douchebags. But if the first one stopped melting and the second one continued to get colder, and we still say they are melting, then we are pieces of old moldy pig shit.

  9. Robertv says:

    climate disruption

    https://www.dallasmarathon.com/

    canceled

  10. Gamecock says:

    Global Warming is a 25 year old political movement.

    What are the signs of Global Warming?

    Here’s one: certifiable dumba$$ Al Gore has a half-billion dollars.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *