A transcript of the last Neanderthal Council speech has been unearthed.
New Chief Bearack Odimwit :
After the recent spear massacre, we are confiscating all hunting spears, and finally implementing a common sense approach to feline violence.
All Sabre Tooth Cats are required by executive order to submit to declawing and defanging.
Absolutely brilliant satire, Steven!
Cops are now routinely shooting and killing people when they perceive any kind of threat, even kids with toy guns and small dogs.
http://www.infowars.com/cop-kills-unarmed-man-after-sarcastic-remark/
And get away with it. But then those things happen in police states.