New Photo Of Professor Chris Turney’s Boat Trapped In An Algorithm Error

It turns out that the growth in Antarctic ice was just an algorithm error.  This is excellent news for professor Chris Turney who now knows that his multi-million dollar entrapment was a simple software bug.


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22 Responses to New Photo Of Professor Chris Turney’s Boat Trapped In An Algorithm Error

  1. I really wish he would rm *.* in the \ directory his career and go back to living off the land.

  2. V. Uil says:

    One of your best. The good professor stuck in the ice was simply a software bug. Shades of Tron I believe.

    • stewart pid says:

      V.U. said exactly what I was going to say … one of your best Tony …. ya gotta hate it when the rogue algorithm traps you.

  3. Teddi says:

    The warmists are now using their grant money to change the data in order to save their a$$

  4. philjourdan says:

    Those algorithm errors can be a killer! I was once trapped by an algorithm error for a whole week until a plow came down our street.

    • tom0mason says:


    • Yes, they can cause a real havoc. A serious algorithm error during my college years made me and a friend jump around midnight into a water fountain with two local girls. The water feature happened to be located in the main square of a small European town, right in front of the police station. It took the constables till 4 am before they were satisfied we’d made the right adjustments.

  5. norilsk says:

    Egghead Jr. used an algorithm to find Fohorn Leghorn.

  6. _Jim says:

    Top 10 “Game Over” Screens, a review:


  7. Andy DC says:

    Fun for the feeble minded!

  8. norilsk says:

    I found a more complete one with egghead making his calculation.

  9. cg says:

    Reblogged this on Catholic Glasses and commented:
    Cool! Pardon my pun! 😉

  10. BruceC says:

    Tell me. Why would the Australian govt. have budgeted multi-millions of dollars to build a new Antarctic icebreaker as part of the largest investment in Antarctica in Australian history…….if the ice is melting.?

    The new vessel will be required (ie; minimum specs.) to have an icebreaking capability of 1.65m of ice while maintaining a speed of three knots.

  11. phodges says:

    Great on Tony. Really illustrates the disconnect between rationalism and realism

  12. JJ says:

    Not “algorithm,” but Al-Gore-ism.

  13. Herve D says:

    Keep quiet Pr Chris Turney, global warming is imminent, ice will melt overnight..

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