When I woke up this morning, the extra 0.00000003 mole fraction CO2 in the air since yesterday made me highly disturbed.
After the EPA rules are implemented, every year will have the perfect number of hurricanes and tornadoes. Not too few, and not too many.
Put down the green kool-aid, and back away slowly. It is not St. Paddy’s day beer. Hopefully, in time, you will feel “normal” again! 😉
This climate is cRAzY!!
First above average… then below… flood… drought… hot… cold…
Why oh why can’t the Climate just be Average!!
Can I sue them if they’re wrong and my house gets hit by an extra tornado? Never mind. Stupid question.
Did you get the news? Cyclone Pam according to the Japanese Weather Service is a result of climate change! Every bad hair day is now a result of climate change.
http://www.burtonsys.com/climate/KentBrockman_hail_EPA.jpg
Now here is a Green Party I can really get behind (or between, or…)…
http://magickalgraphics.com/Graphics/SpecialOccasions/StPatsDay/Sexy/sexystpat50.jpg
Sarcasm is the king of point making.
The more ridiculous the target, the better your aim.
“Not too few, and not too many”
..and just the right strength?
Then the Walgreens adverts will come true
at the beach – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urKqbRRcZxY
watching the baseball game – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc10E32EuzE
while the kids are at school – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOdbWJg_VlE
and of course all the holidays. – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgiRYo2gDWk
It will all be just perfect. Just put up you hands and back away from any control over your life.
New EPA rules will save the US Housing Industry.
It’s very strange that in the “Hottest Year Evah”, they stopped building houses….because the winter was “brutally cold”. US Economists, that notorious bunch of right wing climate deniers, say “Snowy and cold weather conditions gripped much of the country in the second half of February.”
NASA thinks builders are a bunch of lace blouses and that they should have been building houses even under record snow conditions, because it was the “warmest US winter ever”.
http://in.reuters.com/article/2015/03/17/usa-economy-idINL2N0WJ0MH20150317