Real Climate Science

The NCAR museum used to have interesting exhibits, but sometime recently they yanked them and replaced them with unmitigated garbage. I haven’t seen this much brainless climate BS since Trenberth debated Judith Curry at CU three years ago.

Don’t fly on airplanes or take vacations

Don’t eat meat

Glaciers never used to calve

pH 8.0 is acidic

Buy a hamburger, raise Earth’s temperature by 10C

The Hayhoe hockey stick

I saved the planet by riding my bicycle up to NCAR

People in -60C Siberia will be comforted by the fact that Gavin thinks they are burning up.

I think NASA makes up most of their data.

Before climate change, people never climbed glaciers

CO2 forms a blanket of stupidity around climate scientists

F–  NCAR fails. What are they smoking up there?

One hundred fifty-five years ago, California had a massive flood after two decades of drought. The only things different were that CO2 was below 300 PPM, they didn’t have the dimwitted Jerry Brown for governor, and the state wasn’t populated by tens of millions of left-wing morons who believe droughts and floods are caused by other people’s SUV’s.

California Megaflood: Lessons from a Forgotten Catastrophe – Scientific American

Two years ago, Jerry Brown chose to spend $70 billion on a train to nowhere, which he somehow imagined would prevent drought.

He could have spent a tiny fraction of that to protect the state from floods.

You just can’t make up stupid like California Democrats.  They make Monty Python look like serious drama.

In 2008, the Australian Bureau of Meteorology  announced a permanent drought.

This drought may never break – Environment – smh.com.au

Listening to these climate snake oil salesmen resulted in the 2011 flooding below the Wivenhoe Dam in Queensland. Government didn’t prepare for heavy rain, and people suffered directly from climate fraud.

The same story is playing out in California.

California Braces for Unending Drought – The New York Times

What is truly remarkable in California is that they had the same moron for governor 40 years ago, and he made exactly the same mistake.

TimesMachine: March 8, 1977 – NYTimes.com

A year later California was flooded.

11 Feb 1978, Page 1 – The Sheboygan Press 

One thing has changed, though. Forty years ago they blamed the drought and flooding in California on global cooling instead of global warming.

International Team of Specialists Finds No End in Sight to 30?Year Cooling Trend in Northern Hemisphere – The New York Times

On February 14, 1929 seven people were shot in Chicago during the St. Valentine’s Day Massacre.

February 15, 1929 – HOW MORAN GANG WAS WIPED OUT | Chicago Tribune Archive

So far this month, Democrats have shot more than seven people every day in Chicago.

2017 Stats | Chicago Murder, Crime & Mayhem | HeyJackass!

We have 50 million Muslims in Europe. There are signs that Allah will grant Islam victory in Europe—without swords, without guns, without conquest—will turn it into a Muslim continent within a few decades.

• Muammar Gaddafi   April 10, 2006

On hot days, weather is climate.

Only the math-challenged would think 42d > ave is not strange.

• Seth Borenstein

Only the math challenged don’t bother to do the math. Oklahoma had similar temperatures during February 1917 and 1918.

In fact, Oklahoma had 90 degree days during February 1904, 1911, 1917, 1918, 1930, 1943, 1954, 1962, 1981 and 1996.

Not too surprising for Seth, who also believes the Arctic has been ice-free for five years.

Star-News – Google News Archive Search

Lots of snow coming to Oklahoma the next couple of days. It must be global cooling.

Experts say the Arctic is “super-hot” and  Greenland is melting down, even as Greenland has gained five billion tons of ice per day this month.

Greenland Ice Sheet Surface Mass Budget: DMI

NASA says the Earth was cold in 1939, back when glaciers in Greenland and Norway were rapidly melting, and facing catastrophic collapse.

17 Dec 1939, Page 15 – Harrisburg Sunday Courier at Newspapers.com

Climate experts apparently believe glaciers melt rapidly when it is cold, and grow rapidly when it is is super-hot. Because they are political hacks, not scientists.

Barack Hussein Obama wanted to make electricity prices skyrocket, but fracking wrecked his plans.

He did succeed at making health care costs skyrocket, but President Trump is determined to fix that.

Premiums to Skyrocket for Some Obamacare Customers | Health Care News | US News

Obama believes Americans are stupid, but he misinterpreted the situation. Only the rapidly disappearing Democrats who voted for him are stupid.

Arctic sea ice extent has been slightly lower this winter than other recent years, because southerly winds in the Barents Sea have been pushing the ice edge back. These same winds are pushing the thick ice towards Alaska, which will make a low summer minimum much more difficult for their propaganda machine.

DMI Modelled ice thickness