Real Climate Science

John Denver was born in Roswell, and died in a UFO.

Springtime always makes me think of Annie’s Song

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Edward Abbey was a radical environmentalist author who had a lot of influence on me as a youth. Like me, he fought hard for protection of wilderness and wildlife habitat. He wrote fictional books about blowing up green energy projects like hydroelectric dams.

If he saw the wilderness destroying wildlife death traps that were being built by eco-criminals now in the name of the environment, he would be outraged.

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The global warming scam has completely sucked the brains out of the environmental movement. I intend to take it back from these crooks, by exposing them.

I am a whistle blower.

Next month will mark 21 years since I shot my television. My quality of life vastly improved when I got rid of that piece of shit.

“Listen lady, if I saw a TV out here I’d get out my cannon and shoot it like I would a mad dog, right in the eye. . . . What’s the principle of the TV, madam? The vacuum tube, madam. And do you know what happens if you stick your head in a vacuum tube? I’ll tell you: you get your brains sucked out.”

– Edward Abbey, “Desert Solitaire”

Here is a classic from 1986. Experts were certain of one foot of sea level rise by 2016, and 1,000 feet of beach loss.

 SIGNIFIGANT RISE IN SEA LEVEL NOW SEEMS CERTAIN – NYTimes.com

The beach at Fort Lauderdale is identical to how it was 55 years ago

1960

2014

‘Where the Boys Are’ Disproves Rising Seas Scare

These academics are morons on choom and steroids.

Odds are you have a very fast Intel microprocessor in your computer. One of the main reasons Intel processors are so fast is because they have a very fast bus, called the QPI bus – which handles all the communication between the CPU and the rest of the system.

I was on the original QPI design team at Intel in Fort Collins, CO. My job was to flush out every last bug in the design of the QPI bus. I couldn’t afford to put up with egos or incompetence, and filed hundreds of bugs against designers. They all got fixed and the QPI bus is now what gives Intel their competitive advantage in the marketplace.

When  academic climate hacks attack me with their their elementary school failing mathematics and anti-science superstitions, it makes me laugh even harder. They know they would get destroyed in a debate with me, and that is why they won’t do it. These intellectual midgets are not in the same league with me.

I was rewarded for finding bugs in industry. Academic peer-review is the exact opposite. Academics are rewarded for scratching each other on the back, and not finding bugs.

Climate science is a farce. These people have no idea what they are doing. If they were engineers, nothing would work.

Before Merchants of Doubt, the E-Street theater had a trailer for another movie about a magician, with this great line :

No matter how smart you are or how educated you are, you can be fooled.

An Honest Liar

Randi is  a climate skeptic.

http://archive.randi.org/site/index.php/swift-blog/805-agw-revisited.html

Then they put fraudsters Michael Mann and Katherine Hayhoe on the stage. The irony was lost on the audience.

Merchants of Doubt had Hansen again repeat his nonsensical assertion that the high temperatures on Venus are due to the greenhouse effect. This is mindless mythological nonsense started by Sagan and constantly repeated by clueless climate scientists

Venus surface goes for months at a time without receiving any sunlight (due to very slow rotation on its axis)  yet the temperature does not drop more than a few degrees. How can a “greenhouse” operate without any sunlight? The whole point of a greenhouse gas is that it allows SW solar radiation to pass, but blocks LW radiation.

Equally as damning is that the dry lapse rate on Earth is similar to Venus, and that it is unaffected by humidity.

When a mass of air is lifted, it cools at the dry adiabatic lapse rate of 5 1/2°F per 1,000 feet as long as it  remains  unsaturated  (relative  humidity  below  100 percent).

DRY ADIABATIC LAPSE RATE

Air at 99% humidity has ~99 times as much greenhouse gas as air at 1% humidity, yet the lapse rate is the same. It obviously has nothing to do with the greenhouse effect.  The temperature at the surface is primarily controlled by the height of the troposphere. Temperature and volume are the only two degrees of freedom in the Ideal gas law. PV = nRT

Atmospheric pressure is fixed by the weight of the atmosphere . That doesn’t change. Similarly, n is fixed. R is a constant. The only degrees of freedom are V (determined by height of the troposphere) and T.

During the winter, the height of the troposphere decreases and temperature drops. During summer, the height of the troposphere increases and the temperature increases. If n increased (say due to volcanic activity) then P and V would also increase and T would rise proportional to the increase in number of molecules.

Venus is hot because it has a very tall, high pressure troposphere. If Earth didn’t have oceans and limestone, it would be extremely hot here for the same reason.

As long as the height of the troposphere remains relatively fixed, the temperature on Earth won’t change tremendously. If the Sun suddenly went out, the troposphere would collapse and so would temperatures.

Three years ago the Gruniad announced that drought was the new normal for the UK

Drought may be new norm for UK, says environment secretary | Environment | The Guardian

Last year they announced too much rain is the new normal for the UK.

UK’s winter floods strengthen belief humans causing climate change – poll | Environment | The Guardian

Whatever the current weather is, it is a deadly permanent trend for these geniuses.

One of the key players in Merchants of Doubt was a guy named Michael Shermer, who writes for Unscientific Antiamerican magazine. He claimed to be a converted former skeptic, based on finding out that glaciers are melting and sea level is rising.

Had this “scientist” done any actual research, he would have known that these things have been going on for a very long time, and are not evidence of global warming. Glaciers were melting during NASA’s coldest year ever.

28 Sep 1910 – RECEDING GLACIERS.

A NEW CHAPTER WRITTEN BY THE GLACIER – The Retreat of the Ice Rivers in the Alps 

21 Nov 1908 – THE WORLDS ICE MANTLE.

21 Jul 1932 – A Warmer World.

26 May 1911 – Grave News about Glaciers.

Sea level rose much faster prior to 8,000 years ago.

A real scientist would know that you can’t determine a change from one point in time. You have to look at whether the trends have changed over time.